☆彡n-shitty: nct groupchat

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(a/n: today is a double update cause these two chapters correlate with each other. yay!

anyways, thank you guys for still reading this cause this book is kind of really bad.)

lele
hey guys, it's 1am
i'm gonna go to sleep
or jail
idk, depends on how i'm feeling by 2

jisungie
pick me up if you're planning on doing something illegal

lele
renjun, can you come?

junjun
no

duckie
red lip, no.

marker
everybody say no

lele
please renjun

junjun
why?

lele
because you're fun and we need you
and i'll play seventeen songs

junjun
mix in a little bit of red velvet and shinee and i'll go

lele
deal

duckie
i'll go if you play kaachi ✨💅

lele
okay, now you're definitely not invited

duckie
no pls
i can control the aux
i have twice in my playlist

lele
okay, you're coming

marker
i can drive

lele
i'd rather walk

nono
i'm bringing my cats and jaemin

lele
uh but you're not invited

nono
but i miss my friends :(((
donghae and i have been sending letters back and forth and i want to see him so bad

lele
aww
i always kinda wanted to meet him so you gotta introduce me to him

nono
of course!
he's gonna think you're adorable
okay, it's decided, we're doing something illegal but what are we doing?

ten/ten
i'm coming and i say we go into a target and play tag

lele
that's fun but it won't get us arrested

ten/ten
okay but that's before we get arrested

jeffrey
ooh, i wanna get arrested
i'll drive

marker
but i'm driving :(

juan
no the fuck you're not
and renjun, i need your help

junjun
with what?

juan
resurrecting my dead bunny

chensicheng
DO NOT GET HIM TO RESURRECT ANYTHING, HE DID THAT TO MY DOG ONCE AND THE DOG WAS A ZOMBIE
HE TRIED TO BITE ME WHICH COULD'VE TURNED ME INTO A ZOMBIE AND HE COULD'VE STARTED A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

junjun
yeah well i didn't so i'm going to fix johnnys dead rabbit

juan
oh, sicheng!
what ever happened to quick cumming rat guy?

chensicheng
um, as i was writing the note, he woke up and made me cuddle with him. and then i went to pee and he almost went through my phone and then i came back and got pissed at him.

juan
oh, oof

chensicheng
yeah
we were arguing and he pissed me off so i actually started rapping the shit to him.