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junguwu
i want a divorce

tylee
wdym?

junguwu
i want a divorce
this was a set up

mucas
too late
no take backsies

junguwu
P L E A S E

mucas
nope
if you don't have the receipt, you can't return it

junguwu
i just-
someone give me his birth certificate
i'm returning this bitch back to his mom

mucas
no ones giving you shit
you're stuck with me forever

minniemouse
did you guys know that mark lee is an undercover top?

tylee
can we pLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT

jeNO
NO
WE MUSY ADDRESS THIS NOW
FOREHEAD GUY

uglee
i've 🅱️een summ🅾️ned

jeNO
ARE YOU A TOP?

uglee
this is 🅱️ullshit
i'm going back to my 🅱️aked 🅱️eans

minniemouse
NO
THIS IS S E R I O U S

jisungie
why are you so pRESSED?
SO WHAT IF MARK IS A TOP?
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT BITCH HAS A BUNK BED AND HES LUCKY MOM LET HIM GET ONE

don'tyoung
ITS NOT BUNK BEDS YOU DUMB SHIT

tylee
don't.

don'tyoung
i'm gonna.

tylee
dON'T!

jisungie
if it's not bunk beds what is it?

don'tyoung
>:)
top and bottom=dom and sub

tylee
*le gasp*

jisungie
OMG
I LOVE DOMINOS AND SUBWAY

tylee
*le sigh in relief*

don'tyoung
lITERALLY
YOU MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT TO RUIN YOUR INNOCENCE!
BUTTSEX
JISUNG, THEYRE TALKING ABOUT GAY BUTTSEX

jisungie
oh
:(
i could've lived my whole life with knowing that

dongyuck
yeah, mark's a top

minniemouse
how do you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ?

dongyuck
cause he told me

minniemouse
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

dongyuck
what are you doing?

minniemouse
(( ͡ ͡ °° ͜ ͜ ʖʖ ͡ ͡ °°))

dongyuck
stop
i feel uncomfortable

tylee
why are you talking about this?
why does my brother being a top spark your interest?

moominjeolmi
LEE DONKEY
DID YOU FUCK MARKLY?

minniemouse
that's why

dongyuck
um...no..?

uglee
i just-
we don't even like each other as friends

dongyuck
^rt

moominjeolmi
good.
now, let me address something else.....
JISUNG
YOU BITCHASS
YOU L I E D

uglee
JISUNG
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW

jisungie
or else what?

uglee
OR ELSE IM GONNA SHOVE A KNIFE UP YOUR ASS 👺

jisungie
ok
well
i said that you and donghyuck fucked
cause you guys were talking about fucking previously and then your door was locked so i just assumed that you guys fucked.

dongyuck
we d i d n o t f u c k
it's just that your brother had a mole on his ass and wanted to show me but he didn't want anyone to walk in.

uglee
^^^
you didn't have to say all of that though

dongyuck
silence lizard
also, renjun
i literally tell you everything
if i did, you would know.

moominjeolmi
well...
lately you've been with mark a lot
like, deadass, it's been a markhyuck only event
but it used to be a renhyuck only event
and now i feel like we aren't as close as we used to be.
like, we never dated but it was fun acting like we were dating.
and now you're acting like you're dating mark

minniemouse
but....
why can't it be a renmin event..?

moominjeolmi
idk....

dongyuck
well...
an era has ended
maybe we'll see renhyuck in the future
focus on jaemin
hang out with him!
i know you lowkey want to suck his dick, stop being a tsundere

moominjeolmi
ugh
i ain't a tsundere
but i'll try
anyways, it's the end of an era, why not end another one?

moominjeolmi changed their name to junjun
minniemouse was changed to minmin

junjun
since it's the era of renmin, i shall now make us have matching names

minmin
no :(((
that's so cute!
stop making my heartbeat increase or else
👺🔪

dongyuck
mcsCUSE ME SIR
WE DID NOT HAVE MATCHING NAMES

junjun
OKAY THEN
IM S O R R Y

uglee
it's okay bby

uglee changed their name to gullie
dongyuck was changed to duckie

duckie
:)

kanchoman
homosexuals

junjun
shut up bitch

kanchoman was removed from the chat

a/n:
i don't know why but lately, i've been using this emoji '👺' a lot

also, this book was supposed to be more of a markhyuck/renmin type shit but then i got into my renhyuck feels

now, i'm making it back into a markhyuck/renmin event but i'll still include some renhyuck cause shits cute 😔

anyways, i hate this. my most recent chapters have been shit and i apologize for it.

okay, bye bye !!!