kanchoman
why am i even here?
chensicheng
because we 💖 utah senpai
kanchoman
usually, you're so mean to me
did you fucking do drugs or something?
chensicheng
nope, i just want some milk.
*dick, autocorrect is so stupid, haha!
jaehug
kYS
kanchoman
cool.
this is fun.
lele
hi yuta
kanchoman
*yuta hyung
lele
*yuta smells like shit
i don't give a fuck about your honorifics
kanchoman
wHY AM I BEING BULLIED?
ESPECIALLY BY FUCKING NI HAO KAI-LAN
moominjeolmi
you hentai bitch, how dare you call him ni hao kai-lan
she is iconic and my role model, not some screechy dolphin boy
when i rule the world, i will take over japan first
dongyuck
you sleep with a moomin plushie every night
moominjeolmi
sigh
it's actually señor trol
he's my second in command and he will help me dictate this awful world.
dongyuck
i walked in your room while you were sleeping once and you tightly held him in your arms while smiling and whispering about roses and cuddles
moominjeolmi
i was asLEEP
and i like roses
red roses
they're the color of blood
and i like the thought of cuddling someone and eventually squeezing them like a boa constrictor until they pass out and you can bury them in your backyard.
dongyuck
you never do that to me when we cuddle
moominjeolmi
cause i've grown a liking towards you
wanna be my partner?
dongyuck
significant other or dictator partner?
either way, it's a yes
moominjeolmi
dictator partner but i'm fine with either
minniemouse
great!
now fuck
dongyuck
too late
we already did
moominjeolmi left the chat
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionchaos WARNING: the first 30 chapters of this book are cringe and absolute trash and i hate them 😔 WARNING UPDATE: this whole thing is honestly cringe </3 okay, bye now
