☆彡n-shitty: nct groupchat

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(a/n: my gay is showing in this chapter 😔. [but like, you guys already knew that i'm on a «gIRLS» agenda because my three biases of nct are renjun, johnny, and yuta] also, stan weki meki, support gfriends comeback, and listen to crush's new song✨✨✨)

duckie
@tail
🎶remember the times you and johnny had🎶
🎶the times that you and johnny had🎶

don'tyoung
johnil dead </3

tail
STOPPP
WE ARE N O T DEAD

mitojohndria
^
we just don't address each other a lot in the groupchat

nono
why not 💔

tail
because it's our business, not the groups business

nono
but the openness of this group is what makes it amazing

tail
no, that's what makes it shitty

junjun
sorry to interrupt this but like-
Y'ALL
WEKI MEKI ARE FOR THE LESBIANS

LOOK WHAT LUA POSTED

jisungie
girly, i do NOT speak english
so imma need: a translator

junjun
it says: kill all straight men, lesbian prosperity, fuck men but not literally because they deserve no rights👐✨

mitojohndria
i don't-
i don't think that's what it says

kanchoman
how would you know bitch?

mitojohndria
i'm kinda from the usa

kanchoman
what is that supposed to mean?
are you saying that you're automatically fluent in english because you're from an english speaking country?

mitojohndria
???
yes...???

kanchoman
ugh
typical entitled americans
(a/n: i actually saw a post when someone said that they were surprised about british people not having police officers in their school and someone called us entitled and said that we think the world revolves around us....like??? how is that being entitled??? a lot of americans do feel entitled but i do not think that is an example of americans feeling entitled, it's just someone tweeting about something they didn't know about. don't make it something it isn't. okay, bye now!)

mitojohndria
bitch, what???

don'tyoung
as another person who is fluent in english, that's exactly what it says.
fuck men🖕🖕🖕

yoonie
since when were you fluent in english?

don'tyoung
since now, shush