☆彡n-shitty: nct groupchat

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lele
no one hmu, only my real friends know what's going on 😤

yanggang
i don't know what's going on.

lele
then i guess you know what that means buddy
actually no, not buddy.
fake buddy.
jisung is my only real buddy.

jisungie
now that's what i call an epic gamer moment

juan
how do you treat a dick burn?

junjun
???

juan
how do you treat a dick burn?

mucas
use aloe vera on it, use an ice pack, then go to urgent care to get it treated.

jeffrey
how do you know this?

mucas
um
//sWEATS

juan
ok
thanks

mucas
no prob bob 😎

tylee
how?

juan
i was trying to curl my pubes

tylee
wHY?

juan
cause taeil is coming over.

tylee
you fAKE HOE
YALL ARE JUST GONNA HANGOUT WITHOUT ME?
YOU DESERVE THE DICK BURN

juan
i-
i was gonna ask if you wanted to go after i finished :(

tylee
honestly-
what was going through your head?
what the fuck made you think it was a good idea?

juan
idk, stop bullying me !
i'm just trying my best, i don't need this

duckie
hey, does anyone have applesauce

minmin
me.

duckie
sweet. i'm coming over.

gullie
:(((
i remember when you used to drink my applesauce-
NOW LOOK AT YOU
GOING TO JAEMINS TO GET HIS APPLESAUCE
I BET IT ISNT EVEN CINNAMON

minmin
it is.

gullie
iT iS!1!1!1
okay, sHUT THE FUCK UP
STOP IGNORING ME >:(

kanchoman
wut-
dis iz madnesss luv 💅

duckie
okay, anyways-
i'll be there in 10 minutes

gullie
>:(

chensicheng
what happened?

duckie
mark called me a fatass

gullie
ex-fucking-cuse you.
i said that your cheeks are chubby and that they're absolutely adorable
you aren't fat
your cheeks are a bit chubby and they're literally the cutest thing ever
and i wouldn't call you a fatass, i'd say that you have a fat ass 👀

duckie
...
anyways-

gullie
i lit rally don't think i did anything wrong but i apologized 8 million times for what i said because it could be taken in a wrong way but this is reedickyouluss luv-
this is absolute foolery-
you know what, fuck your applesauce!
i brought this shit for you, i absolutely HATE applesauce and now i'm throwing it away

dongyuck
fine

markly
FINE

dongyuck
FINE

markly
okay, anyways, how are you guys?

dongyuck
OMG
BITCH
HE BLOCKED ME
IM GONNA GO TO HIS HOUSE AND BEAT HIS ASS
JAEMIN, KEEP THE APPLESAUCE ON THE SIDE FOR ME, I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.