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uglee added moominjeolmi, tylee, and dongyuck to the chat
uglee named the chat 'to the world, we are n-shitty'

uglee
sup shit stains

moominjeolmi
i will genuinely kill myself
i was so happy without this groupchat
why must you do this to me?

dongyuck
^same
BUT I MISSED YOU
BBY
RENNIE
JUNNIE
MOOMINNIE
BBYBOY
MY BBYBOY
I LIVE FOR YOU
I LONG FOR YOU
I'D SHOVE A CACTUS UP MY ANUS FOR YOU

moominjeolmi
jeez
don't do that

dongyuck
BUT I WOULD
I MISSED YOU

moominjeolmi
...
i missed you too
and i was really sad this whole time
i lied
i ain't happy
:((

dongyuck
DON'T BE SAD, I'LL LITERALLY SHOVE YOU UP MY BUTT, DON'T BE SAD
[fun fact: my sister said this to me. she said that i've been really mean to her lately and so i told her that i wasn't trying to be mean and that made me sad because i don't want to be mean and then she told me that :))) ]

moominjeolmi
UM
OKAY

uglee
i only added you guys because i could only remember your usernames

tylee
so....
you couldn't remember either of my boyfriends usernames?
you seriously don't know johnny and taeils usernames?

uglee
nope

moominjeolmi
hold on
i have a list of people to add:
- taeil (tail i think)
- johnny (it was like, pablo or some shit)
- yuta (kanchoman)
- kun (kunkun)
- ten (i really don't know)
- jaehyun (i don't remember but it was stupid)
- sicheng (idk)
- jungwoo (junguwu)
- lucas (mucas, sadly)
- jeno (jeNO)
- jaemin (minniemouse)
- chenle (lele)
- jisung (jisungie)
but i have requests:
- hendery (hendairy)
- xiaojun (xiaodejunmustard)
- yangyang (yanggang)

uglee
okay, hold on

tail, pablo, kanchoman, kunkun, and junguwu were added

tylee
JOHNNYS USER WASNT PABLO YOU FUCKING PANINI
IT WAS JUAN!
also, why didn't you add them all at the same time?

uglee
because it only allows you to add 5 at a time okay?
hop off my dick

pablo

moominjeolmiOKAY, UHHHBYE PABLO

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moominjeolmi
OKAY, UHHH
BYE PABLO

pablo
ádíóś

pablo was removed from the chat

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