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hey guys. i have once again found something problematic in my book. ten calls kun l*ng l*ng, which is an incredibly offensive stereotype against asians and although ten is asian, i am not. i have no right to do that. i wouldn't want an asian person to make a groupchat fic with like, beyonce and sza and make them call each other "keisha" or "watermelondrea".

these stereotypes are harmful and only contribute to the normalization of racism, ESPECIALLY against asian people. despite no one saying anything to me about it, i still wanted to change it and apologize in case it makes people feel uncomfortable in the future.

i'm sorry about that and i'm sorry if it made you uncomfortable. the point of this book is to make everyone feel like they have a safe space, not push offensive narratives. thank you for reading, i love you guys. bye <3

moominjeolmi
what happened in twilight when bella was on her period?

lele
maybe edward gave her head and it was beneficial because she got a clean vagina and a pleasurable experience while he got a  free smoothie.

kunkun
ZHONG CHENLE !!!

lele
fuck you
you aren't my mom

mucas
that was one of the nastiest fucking sentences i've ever read in my life and i accidentally got a text from my dad while he was trying to sext my mom.

lele
hmmm....
you talking about things that are disgusting???
that's big coming from you, you booger eating bitch

mucas
fuck off

tenten
is he wrong tho?
👀

kunkun
DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

tenten
DONT TEST ME BUM ASS BITCH

kunkun
YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT?
YOUR NAME LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM JUST FUCKING SLAPPED HER HEAD AGAINST THE KEYBOARD AND NAMED YOU THE OUTCOME.

tenten
you're mean

kunkun
you're meaner so i don't care

moominjeolmi
i don't like this conversation anymore

don'tyoung
can y'all shut the FUCK up?
it's too early for this.

juan
it's 2:30pm doyoung

don'tyoung
and?
i said what i said
now shut the fuck up

dongyuck
hey renjun

moominjeolmi
yes..?

dongyuck
you're cute

moominjeolmi
:')

jisungie
hi!
where's lele?

lele
?

jisungie
ah, there you are
wHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

lele
shush your mouth
if you expose me, you're gonna be the one to get sacrificed instead of yangyang

moominjeolmi
oh shit, you're sacrificing bitches,,,?
i wanna help

lele
k
i just don't know how to do it
i got the person, i just need some help

moominjeolmi
i'll bring my voodoo book, i'll type the steps and you should copy them on a piece of paper, k?

lele
okay

moominjeolmi
1. kill an enemy, blah blah blah, form a pentagram with their blood but i didn't feel like it so i used chalk and it still worked
2. draw the pentagram
3. place the things that they love in certain parts of it (i'll help you with that)
4. place the person (they must be unconscious) in the middle
5. gather around unscented candles (demons have sensitive noses)
6. light them in an anti-clockwise circle
7. read from a voodoo book (i bookmarked the page so we don't have to worry)
8. the candles will blow out, blah blah blah
9. stab him with a dagger and wipe the blood on your cheeks
10. satan will show and finish the rest
got it?

lele
uh, okay.

dongyuck
idk if you're cute anymore :|

moominjeolmi
understandable

chensicheng
wait a fucking second...
iS THAT WHY I WOKE UP TO YOU CHANTING A WEIRD PHRASE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PENTAGRAM AT 3:00AM ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO?

moominjeolmi
i will not confirm or deny that accusation

chensicheng
WHY?

moominjeolmi
BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ATE MY MAC AND CHEESE AND THEN YOU ATE MY PIZZA ROLLS

lele
did you actually successfully sacrifice someone?

moominjeolmi
of course

lele
who?

moominjeolmi
jaemin

lele
OMG, YOU KILLED JAEMIN?

minniemouse
huh? what about jaemin?
wait, shit.
YOU KILLED ME?
OH MY GOD

mucas
OH MY GOD, HIS GHOST IS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH US

minniemouse
WHOS GHOST?
IM AFRAID OF GHOSTS ANSNSNSMSMDMDM
OH MY GOD
I PISSED MYSELF
B Y E

tail
this groupchat is a fucking mess

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