thirty one

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(A/N: hiiii!!! it has been a while and i've had writers block so sorry for not updating. i just want to say a couple of things until we get to he actual chapter. first of all, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 10K READS!!! this is the most reads i've ever gotten and i'm honestly so thankful for all the support i've received from you, and at the same time i feel so bad for not updating more often. ALSO HAVE Y'ALL SEEN HARRYS MUSTACHE WE— i honestly dont know what to think of it so we're just gonna leave it at this🤡the next chapters will be just funny conversations in the gc bc that's what i'm good at and i don't want to get to the actual plot so soon.soooo, enjoy, and thank you once again ^^)

*the group chat*

pimp: so do you think if i dye my hair green i'll look badass?

Me: no, you'll look like someone puked all over you

🗿: i think you should do it if you want

pimp: do what? make someone puke on me?

haz💞: why am i here again?

Me: because
Me: wait
Me: where's liam?

lima: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

🗿: ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

pimp: fuck y'all so cute 😭
pimp: my single ass ships

lima: so why did you call me?

Me: niall wants to dye his hair pink

pimp: green*

Me: wutevah

haz💞: i disapprove

Me: ugh im so tired of harry's name in my contact

haz💞: wha-😔

lima: 👁-

Me: hold on imma change it brb

haz💞: im scared

change name to: 👨🏻‍🦱hOe

Me: done

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: what is it what is it

Me: nothing just your name

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: bitch u lyin

Me: ;))))

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: anyways
👨🏻‍🦱hOe: i haven't cried yesterday so applause 👏🏻😌

lima: but that should be an okay thing :((
lima: crying everyday isn't normal

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: i know 😔

🗿: it's gonna be ok bro we're here for you

pimp: this is the nicest zayn has ever been

Me: nIALL

lima: shutup leprechaun

pimp: rude
pimp: you guys are meanies 😔

Me: leave the group niall

pimp: leave the band liam

lima: i didn't even-
lima: it's all harry's fault

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