pimp: okay so
pimp: i lost my favorite pair of socks
🗿: congratulations
haz💞: correction: you lost one of them
Me: loser
pimp: what the hell is even my life, i have no friends, i lose my socks
haz💞: correction: you do have friends
pimp: but they're mean
haz💞: then say you have mean friends, but don't say you have none
pimp: you're mean too
haz💞: correction: i am not your friend
🗿: oooOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF
Me: JAJANAWNWJWKAKAJAJAKAK
lima: hey don't be mean
haz💞: sorry mum
haz💞: guys
haz💞: i think i know where niall's sock is.....
pimp: BITCH WHERE
haz💞: so remember how he was on his period, and when girls are on their period they take socks, fill them with rice, put them in the microwave and then on their stomach, for cramps
pimp: I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
🗿: yeah and then you take the rice out and eat it bc you're a korean slut
pimp: zayn is my only friend
Me: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAH
haz💞: zayn was the one who started the period joke
pimp: 😱he was?
🗿: lies
Me: i think it was you tho—
🗿: LIES
pimp: where's my sock tho
lima: why is it such a big deal omg, don't you have other socks?
pimp: i don't
Me: wig
🗿: wig
haz💞: wig
lima: acrylic nails
Me: wHAT
lima: you guys all said "wig" so i thought we were naming fake body parts
haz💞: lip fillers
Me: kylie jenner
pimp: fake lashes
lima: silicone breast implants
haz💞: wha—
🗿: brain implants
Me: THATS NIALL
haz💞: NIALL
pimp: why am i being bullied again
🗿: its actually 99% of the human population, not just niall
lima: did you know that even if 99% of ALL people on earth hated you, there'd still be 7.7million people who'd love you.
Me: omg—
🗿: that's my life summed up in a sentence
Me: minus the loving part
haz💞: JANAKAKAKAKA
🗿: i will yeet you from the face of the earth
pimp: can you yeet him to harry's ass already
haz💞: NIALL I FOUND YOUR SOCK
pimp: wHERE
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im sad so sorry for the shitty chapter
question: where was niall's sock?
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wrong number? °larry texting au°
Fanfiction[IN PROCESS] it was fun to write, i promise it will be fun to read. contains a LOT of dumb conversations from a 1d group chat. harry texts a random number, while having a serious crush in real life he somehow falls in love with his new-made virtu...
