dick princess: fuck
Me: well well well
Me: look who woke up
dick princess: my headache is killing me
Me: good bc i have a surprise for you
Me: scroll up
dick princess: why
dick princess: fuck did i say something?
Me: well....
Me: just scroll up
dick princess: FUCK
dick princess: NOOOOOO
dick princess: WHYYYYY
dick princess: DEAR GOD WHY DID I DO THAT
Me: im asking the same question here
dick princess: tommo i am SO sorry
dick princess: how can i make it up to you?
Me: just don't send anymore dick pics, PLEASE
dick princess: got it
Me: wait brb
dick princess: where are you going?
dick princess: tommo?
I felt really bad for him, but its his fault if you think about it, I wasn't the one who forced him to get drunk, God, no. But still, it remains a fact that he is extremely hungover and needs help. So without thinking, I got to work.
*40 minutes later*
Me: open your door, loser
dick princess: what
Me: i said open your door
dick princess: why
Me: santa claus is waiting for you
dick princess: nO SHIT SERIOUSLY
Me: god harold just open your door
dick princess: harold?
Me: OPEN YOUR GODDAMN DOOR OR I WILL START CALLING YOU HAROLDINA
dick princess: okay geez stop yelling
Change name: haroldina
haroldina: oMG
haroldina: DID YOU MAKE THIS?!
haroldina: YOU MADE SOUP FOR ME?????????????????????????
Me: what soup? i don't know aint no soup
haroldina: sHUT UP
haroldina: YOU MADE SOUP FOR ME BC I AM HUNGOVER
haroldina: I LOVE YOU
Me: yeah yeah i know im so nice
haroldina: wait
haroldina: does this mean you were at my dorm door?
haroldina: AND I COULDVE KNOWN WHO YOU ARE
haroldina: WHY DIDNT YOU FUCKING TELL ME?!
Me: why would you know who i am?
haroldina: BECAUSE!
Me: my bro is going to come visit me today so if i don't reply you know the reason
haroldina: oo nice
haroldina: whats his name?
Me: maximillian
haroldina: wait fr?
haroldina: thats such a cool name
Me: liam
Me: his name is liam
haroldina: wait what happened to maximillian? 🥺🥺
Me: go eat your soup
haroldina: okay mum
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Fanfiction[IN PROCESS] it was fun to write, i promise it will be fun to read. contains a LOT of dumb conversations from a 1d group chat. harry texts a random number, while having a serious crush in real life he somehow falls in love with his new-made virtu...
