Bandits: We have your son!
Logan: What? I don't have a son
Bandits: What?! Then who just asked us for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts of his PB&J sandwich?
Logan: Oh my god Patton!
Bandits: What
Logan: yoU HAVE MY HUSBAND!?
Bonus
Bandits: We have your son
Patton: No you don't, Virgil's right here and I only have one son
Bandits: Then who the hell is this guy sat here winning an argument with himself?!
Patton: YOU HAVE LOGAN!?!?
