Virgil: *sigh* how did you crash the car?
Patton: Well we were driving down the road and there was a deer in the road that Logan couldn't see so I shouted 'Logan dear!'
Logan:...
Patton: Would you like to tell Virgil how you responded.
Logan:...Yes honey
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