Logan: As far as I'm concerned, nothing makes me blush.
Patton: I bet I can make you blush
Logan: I'd like to see you try
Patton: *kisses Logan on cheek*
Logan: See nothing
Patton: *kisses him on the other cheek*
Logan: Nope, not blushing
Patton: *Hugs him*
Logan: Still pale as ever
Patton: I'm not done yet!
Patton: *Kisses him hard on the lips*
Logan: ...
Logan: Still not blushing
Patton: Ugh I give up *walks out of room*
Logan: ...
Logan: ...*Turns redder than a solanum lycopersicum*
