Hello everybody! well our little Davie is coming down with the flew so instead of cheering him up. we are going to cheer YOU up!! *my logic is amazing isen't it* I can't think of anything funny so me and Dave are just going to say our randomest thoughts and try to make you pee your pants -Justin
Starting with JUSTIN!!!! ^O^
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
How many people here have telekinetic powers? *Raise my hand*
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a long time before I did.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it
DAVID TURN!!!!!!! XD
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
... there are 2 kinds of people, explosive and implosive ... explosive people are the ones you see yelling at the cashier from week to week .... implosive is the cashier that one day comes in and shoots everyone in the store... no I swear I am the guy hiding in the frozen food section calling 911 eating ice-cream ...
Thirty ways to shape up for summer, number one eat less, number two exercise more, number three… What was I talking about? I’m so hungry right now.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
Well now you have a little taste on how we think -Justin UHHH.....Drink candy, Eat juice....and...........don't forget to floss -Dave
