Random shiz

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(Dave)

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (Stop singing :P)

How can you get a mark from birth?

What is your best friend's Mom's name?

What body part do you wash first?

Do you have an innie or an outtie?

And this has been random questions with Dave! Now be so kind to answer these question in the comments and I will love you forever :)

(Justin)

Well a lot of you have asked, "How the hell do you break a triangle?!" or "It's metal how do you break that?"

And my answer is this...

Well ok so I had the triangle in my hand right, and i was trying to play a song on it but the sound wasn't loud enough....so i might have gotten a giant metal maraca and hit it with that and bent it a bit. So i tried to fix that by bending it back but then it like just fell off

1. Don't judge me! I was like really hyped on candy and i wanted to noise to be super loud

2. It was a long day and i was BOREEEEEEEEEEDDD!!!!!!

3. They should have Justin proofed everything before letting me in :)

QUESTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is your weirdest encounter with a drunk person?

a friend of ours, he got really drunk on new yrs & called his granny telling her that he really love her, missing her, ...all in really details haha, and this is what he said.

"granny I freaking love you! you know that? right? well I love you! like this much! but you can't see me but I am stretching my arms to show you..see? can you see?"

hahahha well that was to funniest thing i have ever heard and seen in my life!!!!!!!!! 

Dave: Well this is the end of this rant. BYEEEEEEEEE oh and give me candy so i can be hyper and give you a giant hug :D

Justin: Byeeeee and if you give him candy I will.....delete our account MWAHHAHAH!!!! XD

Dave: He's a jerk face don't listen to him and give me candy love ;)

Justin: You were warned... -__-

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