What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck?
A bird that wakes up at the quack of dawn
What kind of horses go out after dark?
nightmares
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they keep saying "Bach, Bach, Bach"
Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
A Tie
How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
Take away his credit card
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled Eggs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was a big ham
What do you get when you cross the world's best fairy tale teller with the world's worst mammal?
A whale of a tale
What's more dangerous than pulling a shark's tooth?
Giving a porcupine a back rub
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, then what kind of
tree does a chicken come from?
A Poul-Tree
hahah I made funnies :)
