Dun dun dun duhnnnnn!!!! SUPERMAN IS HERE TO SAVE THE SKITTLE DAY!!! lol hahah....wow i amuse myself....wait not like that thats not Davie style...hahah OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!!....am i the only one who finds that song slightly annoying? -Dave
I have no idea...what is wrong with that boy -.- hahah why did the baboon ask the giraffe why the long face?
Cause he thought it's neck was his face! hahah ROTFL!!! :') ahhh im le shiz
well i really doubt we know what were gonna talk about so if it get completely random just...grab a teddy or something and try to forget the weird things you just witnessed ;)
*Dave*
Who has noticed that some songs are just dirty and has a double meaning that you can ever ignore? well here are a few songs that make me feel like a clean turtle
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know (What the actual living fuck?) Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow (This just proves that ur teaching probably a girl WAYYY under your age to give you a damn blow job casue she has no freakin idea of what it is!) You just put your lips together And you come real close (To tell you the truth i thought he meant kissing at first so i would walk around singing well yelling this part probably anywhere i went)
and how many of you noticed that elmo has been 3 in a half years old since 1986. which means the creepy red monster must be about 331 years old! And WHY is he allowed to let little kids sit on his lap and use that creepy ass kid doll voice?! Now i know a lot of you still like elom and don't deny it cause we know u do ;) but come on the dude needs to just go and make-out with Dorthy somewhere.
welp yup it's the but heads turn to rant so read along my little bunnies ^-^
*Justin*
HI MY TACO ARMY PEOPLE!! yes i made my own army up and im sticking to it. haha better watch out Dave my Taco army will kick your Candy army's arse!!! (you wish you little blonde-Dave) Im not even blond anymore so shut up u but head!! :P
well im hear to talk about PBT...no not Provided Backbone Transport , but Peanut-Butter Tacos!!!! A lot of people have wondered how you make them and asking 'What the hell is a Peanut-butter Taco'
well obviously it's a TACO with PEANUT-BUTTER on it duhhhh! The steps to making it arrrreeeeee!!!!
1) get a taco shell
2) put peanut-butter on the bottom of shell
3) put taco stuff in it
the VIVA LA VIDA!!!!!!.....did i just say a song? YES I DID!!! LOL it might sound gross but don't knock it till you've tried it. :D
well back to more serious issues lets talk about ways to piss off your teacher. If you really feel like being a douche arse at school try some of these *evil smirk*
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
