Steve: RomanOgersEvansSon dared me to play 'three truths and a lie' today.
Natasha: *shrugs and grabs his arm* Alright, then. Let's go get the others.
*later*
Nebula: What are you playing?
Natasha: Three truths and a lie. Wanna join?
Nebula: No.
Tony: Party pooper.
Nebula: *smacks his head and walks out* Idiot.
Thor: Alright, my turn. One, I am good friends with a talking rabbit. Two, I am around one thousand and six hundred years old. Three, I have a sister who tried to kill me. Four, my brother Loki once turned into a green snake and tried to stab me.
Sam: What the fuck...
Thor: Oh, come on. It's not that hard!
Natasha: *facepalms*
Bruce: Well, I know for sure that three is true.
Thor: *nods* Of course you know!
Steve: Number four is also true.
Avengers: *nod*
Tony: And I used to think that I had family issues...
Bruce: I know for sure you are somewhere around a thousand years old... so is one the lie?
Thor: What? No! Banner, I thought we were friends because you seemed to know me well!
Bruce: Wait, one wasn't the lie?
Thor: The lie was number two! I'm around a thousand and five hundred years old! Oh, come on! I don't look that old!
Bucky and Sam: *glance at each other with weird and confused looks*
Steve: *leans over and whispers at Natasha* He has a talking rabbit friend?
Natasha: He even has a talking rock friend so I'm not surprised.
Steve: A talking what?
Rocket: *walks inside* Nebula told me you were playing a game. You didn't bother inviting me to play? Sad...
Thor: Ah, there he is!
Avengers: *glance at each other*
Thor: *walks over to Rocket and pats his head* A lot of you may not know him... or may have forgotten about him, but this is my friend Rabbit!
Rocket: FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS ROCKET AND I AM A FUCKING RACCOON!
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