Natasha: MuffinLover3000 dares you to scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS DC" while chasing James.
Steve: Language!
Natasha: *sighs and shakes head affectionately*
James: *walks in while carrying a BluRay copy of Aquaman* Let's go watch Aquaman, mommy! You promised a family movie night today!
Sania: YES, AQUAMAN!
Steve: *stands up and stares at James*
James: Mommy, why is he looking at me like that?
Natasha: Darling, I suggest you ru -
Steve: *starts chasing James* WHAT THE FUCK IS DC?!
James: *starts shrieking and runs away*
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK IS DC?!
Natasha: *picks Sania up*
James and Steve: *start running around the compound while Steve keeps screaming*
Sania: *suddenly giggles* This is fun!
Natasha: It's fun watching Jamie be scared?
Sania: Fucking fun!
Natasha: *stares at her* Sania!
Sania: *smiles innocently*
Natasha: *sighs* You really are my kid.
Natasha and Sania: *look out the window to see James crying and running while Steve keeps chasing him*
James: Daddy, stop it! You're scaring me! Daddy!
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK IS DC, JAMES?! ANSWER ME!
James: *shrieks louder*
Steve: JAMES, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DC YOU SPEAK OF?!
James: *shrieks at the top of his lungs and cries harder* MOMMY, HELP ME!
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