Steve and Natasha: *sleeping peacefully*
Steve: *shifts and groans when his phone suddenly rings*
Natasha: *continues sleeping*
Steve: *silently curses and answers the phone* Hello?
Gabbyromanogers: Hi! Me again! So, I dare you to wake Natasha and Tony up with a bucket of ice, and then say that Clint did it. *hangs up*
Steve: *groans*
Natasha: *shifts, murmurs something in her sleep, and snores lightly*
Steve: *looks at her and sighs*
*later*
Steve: *pouring James a bowl of cereal*
Tony: *shifts in his bed and triggers the trap* What in the -
Pepper: *shifts beside him sleepily* Huh?
Tony and Pepper: *get doused with a bucket of ice and shriek*
Sania: *chews on her bacon* Did you guys hear something?
James: *reaches for his glass of milk and shakes his head*
Tony: *walks into the room, soaking wet and angry*
Natasha: *also walks into the room with the same situation* STEVE!
Tony: I KNEW IT! *shrieks and lunges at him*
Steve: *dodges*
Tony: *accidentally hits the table and spills James's glass of milk but doesn't notice*
Steve: IT WASN'T ME, TONY!
James: *frowns at his puddle of milk and starts sobbing*
Natasha: *stops glaring at Steve and picks James up, trying to shush him* It's okay, baby...
James: *clings on to her and keeps sniffling*
Natasha: *glares at Steve again*
Steve: IT WAS CLINT! * dodges Tony again*
Clint: *stops in his tracks by the doorway* Huh?
Tony: *lunges at Clint*
Clint: WHOA - GET OFF ME, STARK!
Tony: *pterodactyl screeches*
Clint: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?!
Steve: *shrugs* Maybe he hasn't had his coffee yet.
Clint: SOMEONE GET THIS GUY HIS COFFEE! STEVE?
Steve: Nah.
Clint: NATASHA?!
Natasha: *gives him the finger behind James's back and mouths 'you're dead to me'*
Clint: SOMEBODY HELP ME!
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