Steve: *playing some games on his phone*
Natasha: *sneaks up behind him and pours a bucket of blood on Steve*
Steve: *jolts up* Natasha!?
Natasha: pilimagele dares you to be covered in blood. *gives him a cute and innocent smirk*
Steve: You couldn't have given me a warning first?
Natasha: *shrugs*
Steve: W-wait... you said this is blood. Nat...
Natasha: Yes?
Steve: Whose blood is this?!
Natasha: I dunno.
Steve: Nat!
Natasha: I really don't know! I just found some extra blood supply in the infirmary, geez. I didn't kill anyone, Steve. Well, not today.
Steve: *sighs with relief*
Sania and James: *drowsily walk out of their room after an afternoon nap*
Sania: *spots Steve*
Steve: *stares at the kids*
James: *keep walking nearer to Steve and Natasha before noticing Steve and shrieking*
Sania: *starts shrieking as well*
Sania and James: *keep on shrieking* IT'S CARRIE AND SHE WANTS TO KILL US!
Natasha: *speaks up over the shrieking* Oh, come on guys! Carrie is a high-schooler, not a grandpa!
Steve: *rubs the bridge of his nose and lets out an exasperated sigh* Nat, I swear to God...
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