Natasha: *smirking at him*
Steve: *sipping his coffee* What? You've been giving me that smirk for a while now.
Natasha: Nothing. Your new dare is just very entertaining.
Steve: Which is?
Natasha: PallasAthenares dares you to dress up as baby Cupid.
Steve: *spits his coffee out*
*later*
Tony: *picks up a diaper on the floor* Uh... James?
James: *runs up to Tony* Hm?
Tony: *shows him the diaper* Um... aren't you potty-trained already?
James: *nods* I am!
Tony: Then who owns this diaper?
James: *grins and giggles* It's for you to find out!
Steve: *bashfully and slowly walks out of his bedroom, right in front of Tony and James*
Tony: *stares at Steve*
Steve: *stares back*
Tony: *looks at Steve up and down*
Steve: *wearing nothing but a pair of angel wings and a very large diaper while holding a heart-themed bow and arrow*
Tony: *muffles a laugh*
Steve: *scowls at him* Not a single word, To -
Tony: *starts laughing his butt off* I can't with this!
Steve: *sighs*
Natasha: *walks up to James, not noticing Steve* There you are, my baby boy! I've been looking all over for y -
Tony: *snickers* The only baby around here is your husband, Natalie!
Natasha: What do you mean, Tony? *looks up and Steve and bursts out laughing*
Tony: *starts to laugh again*
James: *joins in, giggling*
Steve: *groans at them*
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