FRIDAY: Captain Rogers, you have received a new dare from somedayparis.
Steve: What does it say, FRIDAY?
FRIDAY: Pretend that you and Miss Natalie are expecting another baby and fight about it in front of the other Avengers because you apparently do not want it.
James: *yells from the counter* I'm getting a baby brother?!
Sania: It's obviously a sister!
James: No! Brother!
Sania: Sister!
James: I don't need another sister because you're too much already! *pouts and smacks Sania's hand lightly*
Sania: And my baby brother James isn't? *pinches James's cheeks*
James: *huffs and smacks her arms away*
Steve: *groans*
*later*
Pepper: *places a big place of pasta on the table* Alright, you guys. I made some pasta. Who wants some?
Morgan and Tony: Me!
Sam and Wanda: *walk into the kitchen*
Bucky: I smell pasta -
Steve and Natasha: *begin to argue in the living room*
Pepper: Don't eavesdrop. What they're fighting about is none of our busi -
Steve: *yells from the living room* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE PREGNANT?!
Wanda: Shush, I wanna hear this.
Pepper: Yeah, okay.
Pepper, Tony, Wanda, and Sam: *glance at each other before eavesdropping*
Natasha: Steve, stop yelling.
Natasha: Why? Is there a problem?
Steve: Yes, there is a problem! Can't you see the two kids we already have?
Natasha: I don't see your point, Steve.
Steve: My point is that I don't want another kid! I'm going crazy with the two kids already and you're saying that I'm gonna have to add another one to that list?
Natasha: Steve-
Steve: No! I don't want another kid.
Natasha: Well, too bad because I'm keeping it!
Steve: I said that I don't want it! What part of that can you not understa -
Natasha: Well it's a problem of yours that you need to deal with!
Steve: How is it my problem?
Natasha: IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ANOTHER KID, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT IT IN YOUR GODDAMN PANTS, STEVE!
Steve:
Tony:
Pepper:
Wanda:
Sam:
Tony and Sam: *start laughing*
Steve: *gives Natasha a shocked look*
Natasha: *slowly starts to giggle* I'm sorry, I can't help it! You should've seen the look on your face!
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