Sania: *helping James pour himself a bowl of cereal*
Steve: *walks into the room*
Natasha: Steve, come on love! Talk to me! You've been ignoring me for twenty-two hours and fifty-five minutes now!
Sania and James: *exchange looks*
Steve: *walks past Natasha* I'd rather not.
Natasha: Come on. Whatever I did wrong, I'm sorry. Don't be like that. Just talk to me, babe. *gently grabs his arm*
Steve: *glares at her and grabs hold of her arm very tightly*
Natasha: *winces* Steve, you're hurting me.
Steve: Good. Now, how many times do I have to tell you that I don't want to talk to you! Not now, not ever! I hate you. *pushes her*
Natasha: *falls*
James: Dad, stop!
Sania: *rushes to help Natasha* Mommy!
Steve: *rolls eyes and walks away*
Natasha: *remains on the floor and quietly sobs*
Sania and James: Mommy?
*later*
Steve: *lays down beside Natasha on their bed* Hey...
Natasha: *turns her back to Steve and ignores him*
Steve: Now might be a good time to tell you...
Natasha: *listens but remains quiet*
Steve: I was only acting that way earlier because I was dared by EricZhang566 to torment you in any way I want for a day.
Natasha: *looks at him and glares* Well, you've definitely succeeded, you bitch.
Steve: Acting like that was the only idea I could ever think of, and I'm super sor -
Natasha: *stands up, grabs the lamp on their bedside table, and throws it at him*
Steve: *dodges* Whoa, Natasha!
Natasha: *starts shrieking at him and cursing*
*meanwhile*
Tony, Bucky, and Sam: *listening to Steve and Nat's shrieking from outside the bedroom door*
Bucky: Nowadays, with all the cursing involved, I don't even know if two people are fighting or... ya know.
Tony: I'm a well-known genius, but something like this still confuses me as well.
Sam: That's a whole lot of cursing. They're definitely at it in there.
Tony, Bucky, and Sam: *flinches when they hear a glass crash from inside*
Natasha: Fuck you three thousand!
Steve: Nat, we can talk about this peacefully. Put the shield down, put it d -
Tony, Bucky, and Sam: *flinch again when they hear another crash from inside* Yeah, they're fighting.
Steve: *shrieks* IT WAS A DARE - OOF! OW! NATASHA!
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