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"Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?" Jisoo asks.

"Fruit." Jihoon answers.

"The real question is: will you put it in a fruit salad?" Seokmin points out.

"Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are fruits. Wisdom is knowing that tomatoes are absolutely not meant to be in fruit salads."

"Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie." Seungkwan says, trying to sound smart.

"Common sense is knowing that ketchup is most definitely not a smoothie." Jihoon replies.

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"Coconuts are covered in hair and produce milk. Why aren't they considered mammals?" Soonyoung argues.

"They don't breathe?" Mingyu replies.

"How do you know?" Soonyoung retorts.

Seungkwan produces a coconut from under the table and holds it to his ear.

"I swear I can hear it's pants."

"Its...most probably you."

"Coconut." Jisoo says.

"Cocaine." Minghao adds.

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"Fuck." Minghao goes.

"Okay, from now on, swearing is not allowed in this household." Seungcheol decides.

"HECK." Chan tests.

"You're on thin fucking ice." Seungcheol says. Then he blinks.

"Oh."

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"Can...can I swear?" Seokmin says.

"Sure," Jihoon replies.

"F-" Seokmin stops.

"Go on," Minghao encourages.

"I'm nervous." Seokmin confesses.

"Okay. Say 'Fu-" Jihoon carefully teaches.

"NO!" Jeonghan comes crashing in from the window.

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"Why did I get a call from your teacher just now?" Seungcheol angrily asks Chan.

"I broke some rules..." Chan mutters.

"WHY?" Seungcheol goes.

"Rules are made to be broken," Hansol pipes up.

"Nothing is made to be broken, give me some examples," Seungcheol says.

"Pinatas."

"Glow sticks."

"Seals."

"Rules," Minghao inserts.

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