Greg: Eh? Eh?
Amethyst*muffled*: Check this out, Steven. *spits out an egg, with normal voice again* It's farm fresh.
Y/N: It's farm fresh and you put that in your mouth?
Steven: Uhh... Thanks guys, but the fridge is full.
Greg: Not the fridge at our vacation house!
Greg pulls a confetti popper as the Gems clap and cheer.
The Gems: Whoo! Vacation!
Y/N: Yeah!
Greg: I thought, "Why spend money on hoses when I can spend it on houses?" So I found a place we could rent for the weekend by searching online.
Greg holds up his phone, displaying an image of their vacation house with a four star rating. Why not a five star?
Greg: Back in the old days, we just went door-to-door hoping one was unlocked. But, this is the new days!
Y/N: Wait you used to do break and entering?
Steven: Okay. Well, have fun.
Y/N: Ah ah ah! You're coming with us.
Greg: Steven, you're going on vacation, too. *coughs and glances at Pearl*
Pearl: Oh, yes. This is the perfect time for a vacation- I mean, how often are we on the same planet together?
Amethyst: Yeah. And you'll be with your favorite Gems, and your favorite dad. And you can also be with your favourite brother.
Garnet: Agree with Amethyst. Turn to Steven. Steven, you should go. No, with more enthusiasm. Steven, it's a vacation! *gives a thumbs-up*
Y/N: You've been through tough times Steven. It's time to take a break once and a while, you know?
Steven: I mean, I would, but I'm really tied up with something important.
Steven checks his phone again, as more texts keep appearing from Ronaldo.
Ronaldo (Voiceover): "In the end, the wombats were for naught." "But it really makes you think-"
Steven: I'll go.
Garnet: Aced it!
Scene change Cool Ranch
Greg drives Steven and the Gems in his van up to the front of their vacation house, I parked my car and I used a car cover to keep it from getring damaged by the weather, while Steven's eyes is fixated onto his phone.
Greg: Here it is, temporary home sweet temporary home.
Everyone gets out and begins unloading the van; Steven observes Garnet and Amethyst carrying a mattress in the house.
Steven: Is that my bed?
Greg: Yeah. I want you to be as comfortable as possible, finally have some family time. I feel... like you haven't had that in a while.
Steven: *looking down at his phone* Yeah, maybe.
Greg: This place is great! They have one of those refrigerators that dispense water, not to mention four windows, and an analog clock!
Pearl: *reading off a piece of memo* Hmm, says here we can't use the water dispenser or the clock. Windows must be kept closed at all times, and remove all shoes before entering. Hmm.
Pearl notices a pair of shoes outside the house. She picks them up and throws them away, before walking inside the house. Amethyst then peeks out through the doorway.
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Painite's Existence(StevenUniverseXMaleGemReader) (Harem, 18+)
FanfictionIn this story you are a Painite. The rarest gem and I recall hasn't been in the show. You are sent to Earth to find Peridot and Jasper along with the Rubies that Yellow Diamond sent. But instead you discovered the beauty of Earth and understand why...
Chapter 46: Gemcation
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