90. | goodbye, jihope

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– TWO WEEKS LATER –

TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠

JUNGKOOK
i can't believe you two are leaving
korea today

JUNGKOOK
i'm gonna miss you so much

YOONGI
these two weeks have literally
flown by

JIMIN
we're gonna miss you guys, too

JIMIN
i'm trying to stay positive to stop
hoseok from crying

JIMIN
he's already cried three times today
and it's barely even noon

HOSEOK
can't a man be emotional for
once in his life? 😭

TAEHYUNG
you're always emotional

HOSEOK
you don't have to remind me 😔

SEOKJIN
i'm sad to see my two little cream
crackers leave korea

SEOKJIN
but i'm so excited for my goodbye
present 🥰

JUNGKOOK
goodbye present?

JUNGKOOK
surely it would be the other way
around?

SEOKJIN
how about your keep those cock-
sucking lips closed and mind your
own business? 😤

JUNGKOOK
i'm beyond offended

TAEHYUNG
but it's true 🤷🏻‍♀️

TAEHYUNG
you are great at giving head

SEOKJIN
tell me about it 🤩

SEOKJIN
anyway, when are we getting our
goodbye gifts?

JIMIN
we kinda didn't know we had to
get you anything

JIMIN
so, never

SEOKJIN
i'm glad you're leaving because
then i don't have to put up with
your bitchy attitude 😤

JIMIN
learn to deal with it

HOSEOK
why is this conversation making
me sad?

TAEHYUNG
because you're a pussy

JIMIN
yoongi hyung, how is namjoon
hyung doing?

JIMIN
i noticed he hasn't said anything
during this conversation and i know
this entire moving thing is really
affecting him

YOONGI
he's refusing to talk to me and he's
locked himself inside the shoe cupboard

YOONGI
i'm guessing he's playing candy
crush because i can hear that
annoying theme tune

HOSEOK
candy crush is a brilliant game
and i will stand by it 🥰

JUNGKOOK
namjoon hyung, we know you're
reading these

JUNGKOOK
reply to us!

NAMJOON
no

TAEHYUNG
pretty please

NAMJOON
it's still no

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