𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗦 ✷ chris evans

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A/N: My school is currently shut because of the coronavirus (possibly until September and it's March) so that means I have a shit ton of time to write this story. 😏

Lady Thunder ⚡️
I just got to Em's hotel room but she's not here. I'm getting a bit worried. She never just ignores me.. Not after everything

Ironass
Don't worry, Chris. She'll probably still be with Evans. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Lady Thunder ⚡️
I swear to god, if they did anything I will strangle him

Runner🏃🏻‍♂️
Calm down, Mommy Hemsworth 🙄
She's 27. She can make her own decisions.

Lady Thunder ⚡️
He's older than me for god sake.

Runner🏃🏻‍♂️
Again, 27, not 17
Also he's your best friend. You know he wouldn't do anything to hurt her

Lady Thunder ⚡️
It's icky... 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Mother Spider
Are you forgetting that your wife is 7 years older than you? 🤨

Lady Thunder ⚡️
That's... different...

Ironass
How?

Lady Thunder ⚡️
She's my baby sister. You don't have a little sister, you don't understand.

Witchy ☄️
Omg guys, were so sorry! We're on our way! Please don't be mad at us 😬

Lady Thunder ⚡️
Where the hell were you?
I've been trying to call you for 4 hours, Emily. You have no idea how worried I was...

Mother Spider
We all were, Em.

Witchy ☄️
I know... I'm really sorry...

Lady Thunder ⚡️
What were you even doing? Why did you stay the night? I hope you slept on the couch

Pigeon 🐦
Oh they did sleep on the couch

Capcicle ⭐️
Mack. Don't.

Ironass
Mack. Do. I want to know what's going on 🤔

Pigeon 🐦
Well when I got to Chris's hotel, they looked rather cozy asleep on the sofa 😏

Mother Spider
Really? 😏

Spiderling 🕷
So the date went well? 😍

Witchy ☄️
I swear to God if you two don't shut up...

Lady Thunder ⚡️
That was a date last night? Did you... do anything?

Capcicle ⭐️
We didn't do... anything

Pigeon 🐦
Is that why both of your shirts were half way across the floor?

Witch ☄️
I swear to God, Mackie I will hurt you

Spiderling 🕷
I'm so proud of you, Em 😎
Get some 👏🏻😍

Witchy ☄️
I hate you all

Capcicle ⭐️
Okay, we made out. But that's it.
Nothing happened.

Lady Thunder ⚡️
🙂 😐 😕 🤭 🤢 🤮

Mother Spider
OMG the Chemily ship is sAILING 😍
I call captain

Steve's lover, Bucky
I don't think so, Scar
I called that along time ago 😎

Ironass
So are you dating?
Is this exclusive?

Capcicle ⭐️
We're not putting a label on it yet...

Witchy ☄️
Please don't make a big deal out of nothing.

Capcicle ⭐️
Nothing...?

Witchy ☄️
Not nothing... it's definitely not nothing 😅

Mother Spider
I love this 🥺
Seb, we need to start planning the wedding please

Steve's Lover, Bucky
I'll be there in 10

Lady Thunder ⚡️
You're really serious about this?

Witchy ☄️
I think I am, yeah...

Capcicle
I know I am. 😅

Lady Thunder ⚡️
Then I'm happy for you two.
But if you even think about putting her through what Kole put her through...
I won't even think twice about beating you to next year

Capcicle ⭐️
I hate the guy as much as you do, Chris. We all do. And honestly I'm kind of offended that you think I would do anything like that to anyone.

Witchy ☄️
Chris isn't Kole. I know you're just worried about me and I love you so much for it... but I'm okay. Seriously.

Mother Spider
You two are sibling goals. You act more like twins than me and Hunter do lmao 😂

Witchy ☄️
Speaking of twins 😎 SHAWNEE IS COMING IN THREE WEEKS 😍😭

Ironass
That girl that came to the Civil War and AOU premiere that weirdly looks a lot like Margot Robbie?

Witchy ☄️
Aka my best friend in the whole world ever? Yes 😎

Spiderling 🕷
Wow Em. That's harsh. Just give away my role and don't tell me? AGAIN 😢

Pigeon 🐦
I don't ever agree with Tom, but I'm hurt 🥺😫

Witchy ☄️
Shut up I still hate you both.

This corona virus needs to get its shit together lmao