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I know I know I'm a dirty liar and didn't post yesterday as promised, but here's what I was gonna post yesterday.
The cursed image did not get drawn because fuck muscles.

The cursed image did not get drawn because fuck muscles

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This is Jessica. I do not know why Wattpad is such twit and loads it sideways, but it does and it is.

We were talking about longified furbys at Gay Club^tm and I saw a picture of a furby with legs and had to draw this on a white board.

I also drew a noodle arm noodle boi but for some reason didn't take a picture so just trust me he exists.

Now, a cursed AU.

Imagine. You are a Slytherin. You are an innocent student at Hogwarts, and you do not get up to shenanigans. Every morning, though, you wake up to this face:

It is Snape, only he has like instagram star/egirl super plush pink lips

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It is Snape, only he has like instagram star/egirl super plush pink lips.

My friend suggested that there is nothing in canon stating that it is not this way, so therefore this could be their reality.

We both concurred we couldn't deal with it being more than an AU.

Also, I did it on my math notes so that's the text.

I know today is pathetic. I drew stuff, I just need to finish it and post it.

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