History: SIX

DON'T LOSE UR HEAD

Boleyn: Grew up in the French court, oui oui, bonjour! Life was a chore so-
- Anne was a lady-in waiting to the Queen of France, with her older sister Mary. Mary was considered the more beautiful of the sisters, whereas Anne was the more intelligent.

Queens: She set sail!

Boleyn: 1522, came straight the UK, all the British dudes lame...
Queens: Epic fail! Ooh-
Boleyn: I wanna dance and sing!
Queens: Politics-
Boleyn: Haha! Not my thing-
Queens: Ooh!
Boleyn: But then I met the king, and soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead."
- Anne's father was the first to pressure her into making Henry fall in love.

Boleyn: He wanted me, ha! Obviously! Kept messaging me like everyday. Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter, and who am I kidding, I was pret-a-manger...
- Pret-a-manger means "ready to eat" in French, if you get it, you get it-
Queens: Ooh-
Boleyn: Sent a reply, just sayin' hi, "You're a nice guy, I'll think about it maybe, xo baby!"

Queens: Uh oh!
Boleyn: Here we go..
Queens: You sent him kisses?!
Boleyn: I didn't know I would move in with his Mrs!
Queens: What?!
Boleyn: Get a life!
Queens: You were living with his wife?!
Boleyn: Like, what was I meant to do.?
- When Anne caught Henry's eye, she was one of Catherine's favourite ladies in waiting.

Boleyn: Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said! I'm just tryna have some fun! Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head! I didn't mean to hurt anyone! LOL! Say "Oh well!", or go to hell! I'm sorry not sorry 'bout what I said, don't lose your head!
- She actually lost her head.

Boleyn: Three in the bed, and the little one said, "if you wanna be wed, make up your mind!"
- This is a nod to the nursery rhyme "Ten in the Bed", allegedly Henry, Catherine and Anne had a threesome, though others will say that Anne refused to sleep with Henry until he crowned her Queen and divorced Catherine.
Aragon: Ugh!
Boleyn: Her or me chum, don't wanna be some girl in a threesome, are you blind?!
Queens: Ooh!
Boleyn: Don't be bitter, 'cause I'm fitter. Why hasn't it hit her?! He doesn't wanna bang you, somebody hang you!
- This is around the time real cracks started to show in Henry and Catherine's relationship.

Queens: Uh oh.
Boleyn: Here we go!
Queens: Your comment went viral..!
Boleyn: I didn't really mean it, but rumours spiral!
Queens: Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you!
Boleyn: Mate, what was I meant to do?!
- The majority of England did dislike Anne at the time, as she convinced Henry to split with the Catholic Church and become Protestant

Boleyn: Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said, I'm just tryna have some fun! Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head! I didn't mean to hurt anyone! LOL! Say "Oh well!", or go to hell! I'm sorry not sorry 'bout what I said, don't lose your head!

Boleyn: Tried to elope, but the Pope said "Nope!", our only hope was-
Queens: Henry!
Boleyn: He got a promotion, caused a commotion, set in motion-
Queens: The C of E!
- The Church of England.
Queens: The rules-
Boleyn: Were so outdated! Us two wanted to get X Rated!
Queens: Soon, excommunicated!
- The Pope quickly excommunicated Henry and Anne, which means they were officially excluded from participating in anything to do with the Catholic Church.
Boleyn: Everybody chill, it's totes God's will.

Boleyn: Hold up, let me show you how it went down! 
Henry's out, every night on the town, just sleeping around like-
Queens & Boleyn: What the hell?!
Boleyn: If that's how it's gonna be! Maybe I'll flirt with a guy, or three, just to make him jel!
- Anne was arrested for committing adultery with three men, though some people will attest that Henry made this up to get rid of Anne, because he'd fallen for Jane Seymour and Anne hadn't given him a son, only a daughter, Elizabeth I.
Boleyn: Henry finds out, and he goes mental! He screams and shouts, like so judgemental! "You damned witch!" Mate, just shut up! I wouldn't be such a b**** if you could get it up!

Queens: Uh oh!
Boleyn: Here we go...
Queens: Is that what you said?!
Boleyn: And now he's going round like, "Off with her head!"
Queens: No!
Boleyn: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it!
Queens: Seems it!
Boleyn: What was I meant to do...
Queens: What was she meant to do?
Boleyn: Like what was I meant to.?
Queens: What was she meant to do?
Boleyn: No but, what was I meant to do?!?
Queens: What was she meant to-
Boleyn, spoken: Oh my God guys! No seriously, he's actually gonna chop my head off! I mean.. I guess he must've uh- really liked.. my head.! 
- Again, if you get it, you get it!
Boleyn: Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said, I'm just tryna have some fun! Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head! I didn't mean to hurt anyone! LOL! Say "Oh well!" or go to hell! Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said-
Queens: Sorry not sorry 'bout what she said!
Boleyn: Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said, don't lose your head!

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