#20. I'm Radioactive

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Author's Note

Name has been changed to protect identity.

Important Note

Don't ever discriminate anyone because of their sexuality. It's their life so stop taking decisions for them.

This chapter doesn't promote discrimination against anyone.


Monday, 25th of Nov, 2019

Hey, hey, hey! Chris is back again with his stupidity!

For the past couple of days, I saw that he was posting a lot of pictures with another male friend of ours, and that too being in proximity.

So, today out of curiosity, I finally asked him if he had been other thoughts about his sexuality. And then he clearly stated that he hadn't.

Well, Aaron used to call Chris radioactive and that's what we called him too, since our O Levels!

The reason behind relating him with radioactive is entirely related to Physics.

What we know is, a radioactive substance is unstable and has a lower half-life so we eventually assumed that since Chris didn't have long lasting feeling for any of his girls, there couldn't have been a better term to call him other than radioactive.

Finally, today Chris has admitted that he is radioactive!


Finally, today Chris has admitted that he is radioactive!

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Some part of the conversation was in Bengali so I'll provide translations for anyone who needs

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Some part of the conversation was in Bengali so I'll provide translations for anyone who needs.

Part 1

Me: Bro, tell me the truth. Are you gay? You can tell it to me; I'm not going to leak it.

Chris (reacted with an angry emoji): Bro, if I'm gay then why would I need a gf?

I would've needed a bf then.


Part 2

Me: No, I mean, maybe you realized that later.

Chris: No bro, I'm going to have a new gf.

Me: That's what I hear every week.

I'm hearing that since we started our O Levels (since 2016)


Part 3

Chris: Bro,

I'm radioactive

Radioactive
Radioactive
Radioactive

Me: I did understand, my lord! I've passed O Levels Physics; I do know what radioactive is!

Chris: Yes

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Dedicated to SarahChowdhury777. Learn some physics in pretence of reading comedy. :P

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