Chapter 14 ➵ He dumped my ass

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Mike's Pov:

I don't like her anymore...

It's been a few days since the Byers family has been with us. My mom says that they are staying until they find a flight back to New York.

Which they haven't found yet...

Don't get me wrong, I love them staying with us, but Im tired of El always jumping on me.

Its kiss after kiss after kiss.

MY LIPS WANT A BREAK! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

"Mike give me a kiss. Mike give me a kiss. Mike give me a kiss"

Oh my god.

The next time I hear that, Im gonna jump out a window.

"Hey Mike! Give me a kiss." I hear El shouting in my ear.

"Oh god." I mumble under my breath.

Where's a window when you need one?

"What?" She asks.

"I said OH GOD." I repeat.

Shit

Im about to get thrown against a wall. Or suffocated.

Shes gonna turn into Darth Vader and kill me with the force.

Then shes gonna say something like, "I'm your sister" or "I'm your cousin" kinda like what Darth Vader did... WAIT NO. She's gonna say, "I am your mother". 

That doesnt make any sense, but you understand right? This story is fictional, its not like the author is just rambling on because she doesn't know what I should be thinking... 

hahahahaha. 

"El, can we talk?" I sigh.

"Yeah sure." She smiles and turns towards me.

Time for my funeral...

It will be on Wednesday, April 1st at 3:53, at the mall.

"Um.. I think we should break up." I whisper.

"Huh?" She sniffles. "You dont want to be together?"

I slowly shake my head.

If she doesn't kill me, this will be the 2nd best moment of my life. Not the 1st, because the 1st one is oddly really special to me. 

I'll tell you what it later 😉

"I just... I think its time to see other people." I explain.

"Oh... okay." She stands up and walks away.

Wow. That was fairly easy.

"MICHAEL WHEELER! GET YOUR ASS UPSTAIRS NOW!" I hear my mom scream.

Shit.

~

"Hey mom... what-"

"YOU BROKE UP WITH ELEANOR?" She shouts.

Ohhhh yeahh... her name is Eleanor here. 

Ew. Does not suit her at all. Eleanor's sound innocent and NOT CLINGY. 

"Depends... what did she tell you?" I wince.

"She told me that you want to "see other people" is that true?!"

"Uh... yes?"

"Why on earth would you break up with her!?"

"Because Mom! I don't like her anymore! Okay? My feelings are gone! Woosh! POOF! Zipzap!"

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