[Yall remember bessie? LMAOOOO. I swear Im not high. Im just a crackhead by nature. Sung by Bessie]
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
YeahBitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cowI go "Mooo" (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make movesGot milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
Got me A1, sauce please
These heifers got nothin' on me
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Scare every god around me (every god around me)
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
With my farmer (woo) Poseidon (woo)
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cowI go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Mooo
Mooo (yeah)
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make movesBitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cowOld McDonald had a farm
I stay in a tank, tryna keep them calm
I'm just tryna turn up in the heavens
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
Go get me grass or somethin', E-I-O
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
I even got a serpent tail, I see yall getting stressed
They wanna catch me ridin' dirty with them fiends, I knowI ain't a moose, bitch, get out my tank
Get out my tank, bitch, get out my tank
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my tank
Get out my tank, bitch, get out my tank
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my tank
Get out my tank, get out my tank
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my tank
Get out my tank, bitch, get out my tank
Milkshake brings all the gods to their knees
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can treat you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the gods to their knees
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can treat you, but I have to chargeIt's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Come on
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I want a cheeseburger, fucking vegans!