[Scrubs is a good tv show. been rewatching it on hulu and its hilarious. Would recommend 11/10. Anyways this is when Percy arrives at camp in TLT]
Chiron: Hello, my name is Chrion , I'm delighted that you came
So you've seen some crazy stuff, and you think you've gone insane
Well, put your mind at ease, you're not crazy bud
On behalf of all who live here...
All: Welcome to Camp Half Blood!
Beckendorf: Our training is excellent! Trust us you'll survive
Lee Fletcher: As long as you avoid the Ares kids in cabin five
Chiron: This is Dionysus, our godly camp stud
Dionysus: And that's Chrion -- the kiss-ass of Camp Half Blood!
Annabeth: You say you like reading long books -- You might be Athena's kid
Connor Stoll: Perhaps you belong to Aphrodite-- oh gods forbid!
Silena: Hey!
Chiron: You built a small machine out of only sticks and mud?
All: We swear
We won't judge you here at Camp Half...
Here at Camp Half...
Here at Camp Half Blood!
Chrion: One more thing that I should mention, and I mean no revolt
If the Kindly Ones thought you stole the master bolt ....
All: Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh!
Chrion: You're in grave danger! And we'd better start!
All:'Cause if you're in danger, you belong at Camp Half Blood!
Nymphs! Satyrs! Dyrads! Demigods!
Welcome to Camp Half Blood!
