Hoe

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Once BEN and I got home, I put my bag by the door and slipped my shoes off.

"So why did we run away from her?" BEN asked.

"Because she was asking too many questions. We need to get your story straight before we introduce you to people." I said, taking my phone out.

"Toby gave me his number, and Jeff is in the group chat, I'm gonna call them and they can help us, okay?" I glanced up at him.

"Since when were we added to a group chat?" He asked.

"You weren't, I was." I smirked.

"What?! They're excluding me now!?" He yelled.

"Yup. Sorry." I laughed.

"Whatever. I hate them anyways." He muttered, walking upstairs.

"Sure you do." I rolled my eyes, smiling while typing out a message.

Me: Hey, I need some help. Wanna come over?

Best Bean: Sure! I'll be right over. Make me some waffles please?

Stabby boi: is ben gonna be there

Me: Yeah, he lives here. And please use a question mark, put some effort in

Stabby boi: fuck yoh

Best Bean: *you

Stabby boi: dont make me kill you

Me: You wouldn't dare hurt Toby

Stabby boi: bet bitch

Me: Bet, hoe

Stabby boi: im not a hoe

Best Boi:

Me: That's not what that picture says :)

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Me: That's not what that picture says :)

Stabby boi: stfu your both annoying, and I don't even look like that

Best Boi: *you're

Stabby boi: im going to kill you both

Me: Do it, you keep saying you're going to but you wouldn't hurt either of us

Best Boi: She's right

Me: In fact I'd bet money on you saving us

Stabby boi: shut the fuck upppp your so annoying!!!

Me: Mmmmmhm

Best Boi: *you're

Best boi: Oh by the way (Y/N), we're here. BEN is going through your underwear drawer, and Jeff is trying to stab him

Best Boi: Never mind on that trying part

I then heard a loud scream, followed by a crash, and loud laughing.

"Oh for fucks sake guys." I rolled my eyes and marched upstairs.

I swung open my door and grabbed Jeff's hood.

"Ack-!" Jeff yelled.

"Stop stabbing BEN. Let me do it." I said, reaching for the knife.

"What?!" BEN screeched, holding an open gash on his arm.

"Oh my god, BEN! Are you alright?!" I yelled, kneeling down.

"Yep. Glad to see you care." He smiled.

I helped him up and walked him to the bathroom.

"Sit down." I commanded.

"Yes ma'am~" He cooed.

"Shut up before I let Jeff in here." I threatened.

"Yes ma'am." He said quickly.

I pulled out the First-Aid kit and picked out some gauze, cleaning wipes, bandages, and a needle with stitching thread.

"Do you even know how to stitch up a wound?" BEN asked.

"No, but it's always good to learn something new and useful." I pointed out, walking over to him.

I sat down on the edge of the bathtub while he sat on the toilet lid.

"Okay, first, clean it." I said to myself, opening the wipe.

I carefully cleaned the blood off, making sure to be gentle, so I didn't hurt him more.

I threaded the needle then told him to take a deep breath.

"Do you want something to bite onto?" I asked.

"Nope. Go. Before I change my mind and punch you." He said quickly.

"Okay, here I go. 3, 2, 1." I counted down, then shoved the needle through the skin.

"That's not that bad actually." He said, looking down at it.

"Never mind!!! It's bad!" He yelled.

"Sissy." I scoffed, pulling the thread all the way through.

"AHHH I CAN FEEL THAT!" He yelled again.

"Shut up!" I hissed, stabbing him again.

Once we were finally done with the stitching part, I wrapped him up.

"Thank you, (Y/N). Even though the reason I was stabbed was because I was looking through your underwear drawer, you still helped me." He said.

"Oh that's right! I forgot you deserved to be stabbed! JEFF! COME GET HIM AGAIN!" I yelled down the hallway.

"COMING!" Jeff yelled happily, swinging my bedroom door open.

"AHHH! NO! IM SORRY!" BEN yelled, trying to run down the stairs.

"GET BACK HERE, BENNY BOY! SNOOPING THROUGH A GIRLS UNDERWEAR DRAWER IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!" Jeff yelled, running after him.

I laughed as I walked back into my room, seeing Toby by the computer.

"Hey Toby!" I said happily.

"(Y/N)!" Toby said, jumping onto me.

"I missed you!" I said.

"I m-issed you t-too!" He exclaimed, hugging me.

"It's only been a day, now that I think about it." I mumbled.

"Th-at doesn't-t matter." He laughed.

"(Y/N)! HELP ME!!" BEN yelled, running behind me.

"Here Benny, Benny. I'm not gonna hurtcha!" Jeff said, poking his head into the room.

"BEN's not in here. But hurry up and find him." I lied.

"Oh I will." Jeff said, going back into the hallways.

"You're a life saver." BEN said, wrapping his arms around my waist.

"I know." I chuckled, pushing him away from me.

"Why do you hug Toby but not me?" He said, pouting.

"Because Toby isn't a perv about it." I rolled my eyes.

"What?! I'm not a perv!" BEN said.

"Yes you are." I deadpanned.

"Only for you." He winked.

"That's the second time you've winked at me after saying something perverted."

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