Image: To the few Singaporean Miraculous Wattpaders...
"Lila. Is. Back."
Alya's expression turned from gentle to serious as she talked to Nino, who had jumped into her room.
"Heck no."
"Heck yes."
"Now what?"
"Well, we welcome her back warmly!"
(Josh: Nino, I need your Miraculous, like, right now?)
(Nino: Why?)
(Josh: *looks at protesters* Can't you tell I need some form of shell-ter?)
"I don't think Mari will be so forgiving."
"You never know. I have some Trixx up my sleeve!"
Alya immediately lifted her sleeve a little, to reveal Trixx hiding.
Nino just facepalmed.
"Well, I wonder what's gonna happen when Lila shows up. Maybe Mari will kill her on the spot."
Then, it was Alya's turn to facepalm.
"What do we do if that happens then?"
"I don't know, Alya, that's why I'm asking you!"
"No more time, Shelly, let's get to school."
"Let's pounce!"
"Shell on!"
WHOOSH!
Meanwhile, Lila walked into the school and it was only a matter of milliseconds before she was all over Adrien. She was obviously unaware of the fact that Adrien had a *cough cough* girlfriend.
"Adrien dear, would you like to give me a kiss?"
(Dylan and Layla: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no!!!!!)
"Of course, Lila."
Wait.
No.
Don't tell me.
This is not happening.
Adrien.
What are you doing?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
3 centimetres...
(Rioters: 3 centimetres away from Josh)
(Josh: Wait! I can explain!)
2 centimetres...
(Rioters: 2 centimetres away from Josh)
(Josh: Dear God, thank you for the life you have given me and all my friends and family and...)
1 centimetre...
(Rioters: 1 centimetre away from Josh)
(Josh: Amen.)
SLAP!
(Rioters: *poof*)
(Josh: That was CLOSE.)
"Adrien! What was that for?" Lila cried out in pain.
