13. Da 4th Wall Breaker

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Umm...what?

The heroes turned to see Bunnix and King Monkey...switched?

"Burrow!"

"Wha..."

(Note: Watch 12:57.)

"Maybe I could imitate your voice! LuCkY cHaRm! LuCkY cHaRm! LuCkY cHaRm! LuCkY cHaRm!"

Ladybug shook the thing in her hand. 

"Yeah, okay, I'll chat up now." Cat Noir turned around to see everyone jumping into the burrow that...umm...the new Bunnix had just made.

"HI-YAAH!"

"OW!"

"HUP!"

"GAAAH!"

"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"OOF!"

"MMPPH!"

"STOP!"

"SHELL-T-BLECH!"

"..."

"Watch and learn, bugaboy."

*eye-roll*

"CATACLYSM!"

BOOM!

The akuma flew out as expected. "You do the honours, Buggy."

*another eye-roll*

"Playtime's over, little akuma," Mister Bug smirked. "Time to de-evilise!"

"Gotcha. Bye-bye, little butterfly." Setting the butterfly free, he threw the lucky charm into the air. "Miraculous Mister Bug!"

"POUND IT!" Everyone fist-bumped before heading back to the Eiffel Tower.

So...too short, right? Don't worry, there's a second villain.

BUT(T), we have the fourth wall breaker first. He is none other than...

After school...

(Note: This is NOT the answer)

Mari and Adrien were hanging out on her balcony, ten minutes before his photoshoot. Suddenly, a blue portal appeared out of nowhere.

"Wot?" Adrien wot-ted, making Mari giggle like...umm...Mari.

A Chinese boy who was about 11 or 12 years old jumped out. 

"Oh, hello, Adrienette."

"Who are you?" Adrien asked suspiciously, although there really was nothing to be suspicious about. 

"Call me Josh."

(Author: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

"Oh, erm, hi," Mari responded, "but why are you here?"

"Umm...I'm the autho- I mean...umm...all will become clear later."

"So...you're Chinese?"

"Yup."

"Where are you from?"

"Singapore. Like hey, only Singaporeans talk like this what..."

(Author/Josh: Sorry, I just HAD to put some Singlish in...)

"And 76.2% of our population is Chinese. You two really should come and visit! Actually, you will soon..."

"When?"

"In Book 3."

"What's Book 3?"

"It's a secret..."

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