i dont poop at school...I keep that shit in ;)
ANYWAYS LOL, this is a gross chapter. be warned. its literally about pooping and peeing and farting so like...
Girls, we all poop, right? In the back of my head, I /know/ that, but for some fucking reason I don't like people knowing that I actually do poop and fart? Like I HATE going to public bathrooms simply because I dont want anyone to hear me pooping.
So today I had to poo really badly during class, right? So I go to the bathroom and let it all out ( XD WHY AM I WRITING THIS OMFG) but anyways there was already a girl in the bathroom so I waited a while so she wouldn't know it was me. After like 3 minutes I finally heard her get out of the stall and clean her hands and then I heard the door close. So I get out of the stall AND THIS BITCH IS STILL HERE SMIRKING. SOME STUPID ASS FRESHMAN THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO KNOW WHO SHIT REALLY LOUDLY FUCK YOU STUPID ASS FRESHMAN.
So I leave all embarrassed :(
I HATE those people, okay? If i dont want you to know that I pooped or farter really loudly in public, just leave the fucking bathroom. Clean your dirty ass hands and LEAVE. I've waited 10 minutes once for some shitty girl to leave. Seriously. Ugh fucking bitches
but yeh guys dont listen to me poop.
omfg i cant believe i actually posted XD
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