Friend: hey Sasha! What are you getting for lunch today? 0:
Me: What, what, what, what... *starts spazzing out*
Friend: but-but-but-but.... *sounds like an instrument?*
Me: *extremely low voice* IM GOING TO BUY SOME LUNCH, ONLY GOT- *empties out pockets and takes out a crumpled one dollar bill* 1$ IN MY POCKET. IM-IM SPAZZZINGGGG LOOKKKKIINNNGGGG FORRRRR TWOOO DOLLLARRSSS, WHYYYY AMMMM I SINNGGGGINNNGGG???
Me: yeahhhh, walk up a table like, "What up? The food here sucks!"
I'm so tired about some teacher yelling like an idiot..
Ice on the pizza? it's so dang disgusting!
Like, "Damn! Can't they feed us normal food??"
Rollin' by teachers, thinking, how many chins does that teacher have?
Dressed in all black, I look like Snape, some kid, looks like Voldemort..
Draped in a stupid fur coat, trashcans toppling next to me
Probably shoulda trashed the pizza, I swear that cook sneezed on it
(EWWWWWW)
But shit, I got it free!
Trashin' it, crashin' it, 'bout to go and get some condiments..
Slippin' on someone else's ketchup packet..
Stupid and disgusting, I'm dying, man
I am chokin' and suffocatin' and
Savin' my money and I'm disgusted, that's a gross apple, cook..
I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style,
Wait what did I just say?- ask your grandpa - can I hit the teacher without getting suspended?
I look like Snape, and some hobo in wizard clothes
I probably should go thrift shopping..
Random little girl: Hey Sasha! Can we go thrift shopping??
Me: NO.
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