Crazy cat lady

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When I get older and if don't find a husband, I'm going to buy a big house right on a corner of a street. Paint it pink. Buy like 10 cats. And be the crazy cat lady of my town. People will fear me! they'll be like: 'WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY CAT LADY!!!' KIDS WILL LITERALLY FEAR ME. okay I stole that a bit from Friends.. Chandler wanted to be a crazy snake man. Anywhooo.. but it I do happen to get married, when we're like 70 and he like, dies or something, I'll be the crazy cat lady. All I'll need are my cats. WHISKER SWAG! *snaps my fingers in a C formation for Cats* YEAHHHH!!

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