Wuz Up In My Mind?

Funny sayings

Funny sayings:

1. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

2. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's pupils..

3. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway..

4. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

6. What you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

7. Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

8. Everybody needs belief in something, I believe I'll have another beer.

9. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

10. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.