Wuz Up In My Mind?

ROBIN THICKE FOILS ME AGAIN

Okay so like I was randomly jumping on my bed, singing: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

And then I thought: why not I listen to some KE$HA on pandora?

So I went to pandora, and went to my KE$HA radio. and all of a sudden I hear the demons voice:

"Yeah, huh

Yeah, baby baby

Yeah, baby baby

Hey, hey"

And I was like: HOLY SHITBALLS!! AHHH!! NOOOO!!!

So I dived towards my phone, and pressed skip. And all of a sudden a screen pops up saying: SKIP LIMIT. Our music licenses limit the number of tracks you may skip.

Me: AHHHHHH MOTHER FLUFFER! AHHH!!! GOD NO!!

Pandora: "Girl give it to me

Girl you know what it do, girl give it to me

I got somethin brand new, girl give it to me

I'll put it all on you, girl give it to me

Wooo! I got a gift for ya

I got this for ya, a little Thicke for ya

A big kiss for ya, I got a hit for ya

Big dick for ya, let me give it to ya

Baby baby, I got a call for ya

I got a whip for ya, black car for ya

Ball hard for ya, I know you wanna get fancy

I know you wanna start dancin"

Me: NO! I DONT WANT TO START DANCING YOU PERVERTY BASTARD!

I started screaming around my room. Trying to figure out what to do.

Pandora: "Hey... girl

You know you're lookin so damn fly

You're lookin like you fell from the sky

You know you make a grown man cry"

Me: YOU BETTER CRY! BITTER TEARS ROBIN! BITTER TEARS!!

I hate the song Blurred Lines, but Give it 2 u, annoys me greatly.

Pandora: "I wanna give it to you, tonight

And make everything you fantasize

Come true, ooh baby

I'll make you so so so amazing

I'll give it to you

Girl give it to me [x4]"

Me: NO! I WILL NOT 'give it to you' YOU DEPP!! (Depp as referring to as: dickhead)

Pandora: "Ooh! What's that girl?

What's that baby? I like that girl

I like that baby, on your back girl

On your back, yeah shake it like that girl

Baby baby, I got an eye for ya

Got an eye for ya, I got a smile for ya

Cheese, let me put it on your face for ya

Please, I got a taste for ya

Tasty, I bought lace for ya

Freaky, I'll put it on ya

Yeah, so I can come and take it off ya

Yeah, and get off to ya"

Me: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CHEESE!!?? IM SO CONFUZZLED!! AHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

And that was only the beginning of my torture *wipes away a tear* wait. I need a moment- *starts sobbing hysterically* then that song was finally over. And you know what the next song was? you know? DO YOU KNOW?!!?!?!?!? NO YOU DONT KNOW CAUSE I HAVENT TOLD YOU YET! ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR:

Pandora: EVERYBODY GET UP! HEY HEY HEY!!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *has temper tantrum* NOO GOD WHY!! WHYYYYY!!!!!!! *stares at sky* WHYYYYYYYYY!!! DX *goes over to phone and dislikes song*

it says it will never play again on this radio. but you know what? THEYRE LYING TO ME! I HAVE DISLIKED THIS 42 TIMES!! IM NOT EVEN JOKING!! I FUCKING COUNTED!!! IF THEY ARE GOING TO PLAY ROBIN THICKE SONGS, AT LEAST DONT PLAY THE ONES THAT I FUCKEN HATE SO MUCH!!!! *starts screaming around like a crazy lady* AND IT WILL NEVER ENDDDDD!!!!! HE WILL FOLLOW ME TO THE END OF THE EARTH! HE LIKES TO FUCKING WATCH ME LOSE MY MIND! (Like I haven't all ready) SJAJJDJEJDUDHJEJHDJJWJDHDJWJHDHDJWJWJE!!! *starts spazzing and twitching*

YOU FOIL ME AGAIN ROBIN!!! AGAIN!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DJEJDJJEJEJFNRJ"JJFJWJWJWJWNWKKDJWJ",,HDBDJWJWJSJ!!!!