After being killed by angry pilot, Y/N landed in the Abyss and meet Four Kings of the Abyss.
They made deal with him and reincarnated to Date A Live universe where Shido is genderbended and he accidently took away her powers of sealing spirits. So n...
"...I'm going to kill you till you're dead" She pulled out a sword and pointed at Y/N throat.
"Sure, whatever..." Y/N walked downstairs leaving pissed off Tohka alone.
Half asleep Yoshio was already siting on Reine laps eating french toasts from plate, while Reine was drinking a coffee with mountain of sugar in it and Shiroi was cooking something.
"Good morning everyone" Y/N waved to them.
"Grandma, mommy! The daddy woke up!" Yoshino suddenly launched herself at Y/N spilling Reine coffee all over the table.
"Yoshi!" Shiroi scolded her and walked to Reine with wiping cloth "Don't do that again!"
"Oh hello, Yoshi. How's the day?" Y/N patted her on head.
"It's great! Mommy cooking got better today!" Yoshi smiled.
"I wonder why...?" Y/N looked curious at Shiroi and she started blushing
"Morning everyone" Tohka walked into kitchen and looked at whole scene "Why are you so noisy"
"It's just normal morning between husband and wife" Reine commented while making another coffee.
"WE'RE NOT!" Shiroi and Y/N said in union flustered.
"Tohka..." Shiroi gave her an evil smile "How about I show Y/N photos of-"
Tohka blushed and ran towards Shiroi.
"No you don't!" She jumped and pined her down, accidentally kissing her in process.
Y/N covered eyes of Yoshi and Reine took a photo with her cellphone, while both of their face quickly turned red.
"Daddy, daddy. What is happening?!" Yoshi tried to remove Y/Ns hand.
"Your daddy's favorite branch of magic, lesbomancy" Y/N joked.
"I-I-T WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Tohka quickly separated and awkwardly looked at floor.
"What's lesbomancy, daddy?" Yoshi asked when Y/N removed his hand.
"Daddy just made a bad joke that need to be forgotten" Y/N stood up and placed her on chair.
"Okay..." She grabbed her last french toast.
Shiroir gave Y/N and Tohka plate with scrambled eggs, bacon and french toasts, and sat far away from Tohka.
They ate breakfast in awkward silence and grabbed their bento boxes. Y/N box seems heavier than others, probably packing a flashbang.
"So I'm going to school and same class as you two..." Y/N said when they walked outside and pointed behind him where Reine was"...But why SHE is going with us?"
"I will be your new teacher from now on" She answered while looking at her phone.
"What?! No you're not!" Shiroi protested.
"Sorry to break it to you, but it's already decided"
They walked rest of the road in silence, and reached the school gates.
"Come with me Y/N" Reine said while walking away and Y/N followed her "Rest of you be on time or you will face unforseen consequences"
He walked with her inside school and headed to nurse office.
"Y/N..." She locked the door and look at Y/N that activated his red light saber "We need to talk, not have sex"
"Oh" He turned off light saber and hid it "What is it?"
"Dark spirits, what are those?" She sat on nurse chair.
"Just a bunch of people who invade other worlds for fun or rewards" He explained casually.
"And how many dark spirits are there?" She took sip from nurse mug and started coughing.
"Can't count, too many" He shrugged his shoulders.
"Very well" She pulled out cellphone out of her bag and handed it to Y/N "Here's your new phone, it already has Shiroi, Kotori and my number if you need to call us"
"Thanks" He took the phone "Can I go now?"
"No, we will go together to introduce yourself. You can take a nap here if you want"
"I'm fine with siting" Y/N sat on bed and started playing with his new cellphone.
Soon, the bell ringed and they walked towards the classroom.
"Please come in!" A woman voice said once they knocked.
They walked in and saw teacher and whole class staring at them.
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"Hello, I'm Ms. Okamine" She said when they walked in and looked at class "This
"I'm Y/N L/N. I have come here for peaceful reasons, and I'm glad to meet you all!"
Whole class went silent for a second. Some girls were blushing, while guys were staring at him jealous.
'Did I said something wrong...?'
Boy with red hair from the back of class stood up "What kind of steroids your parents gave you?!"
"Excuse me for going to gym on daily basis, now get back in the line you ginger!" Y/N said annoyed.
"Bullsh*t! I'm also going to gym and look!" He pulled up his shirt and showed his six-pack.
Girls turned around blushing except for asleep Shiroi, daydreaming Thoka and not giving any f*ck silver haired girl.
"Hah, pussy!" Y/N laughed.
"Both of you calm down, now!" Ms. Okamine jumped between them blushing.
"Sorry Tama-chan" Boy apologised and sat down.
"As I was saying, we will also have new teacher! This is-" Ms Okamine started but she was cut off by Reine.
"There's no need for that, I can introduce myself" She said with her dead voice "I'm Reine L/N, I will be your new home room teacher from now on"
"What are you doing" Y/N whispered to her
A girl with blond hair raised hand "Excuse me, but are you perhaps related to Y/N?"
"Yes, I'm his mother"
"Wait, what?!" Y/N looked at Reine surprised.
"Son, you should pick your seat" She teased him
"I'm not your-!" Y/N protested but she put finger on his lips.
"Yes, I know it's hard for you to do this after being adopted so many times, but I'm your teacher now."
"You..." Y/N gave her death glare and walked towards empty seat at back of the class near the window.
"Soo..." Ms Okamine said awkwardly "Let's begin our lesson!"
And so the hell also known as math lesson has begun...
