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I have a chapter with pictures that I've been trying to get to upload since June and since I can't here's this garbage.

Also I entered this in the wattys oof
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Jesus: y my pp hard

MOON DAMMIT!: uhhh puberty

Jesus: understandable.

Fuvk: Okay I'm gonna say it bc I don't think anyone else will but should we really be drinking milk and eating eggs I mean that's really weird if you think about it

Daddy: are you stoned

Fuvk: u don't have to be fucking stoned to be existential dallon

Fuvk: but uhhhh

Fuvk: yeah.

MOON DAMMIT: who isn't lol

Jesus: me 😔

Fuvk: mood

Jesus: tbh it's kinda sad that the only emojis I use are the sad ones and the black heart one like wow I really am emo in 2019 apparently.

Fuvk: mood

MOON DAMMIT!: I also have all the "sexy" ones if you can call them that.

Daddy: how tf is an emoji sexy

MOON DAMMIT!: 🥴🤤😫💦

MOON DAMMIT!: like that.

Daddy: wow I really hate that

MOON DAMMIT!: same but I send them to Brendon and Pete ironically

MOON DAMMIT!: wow I do a lot of things ironically

Fuvk: I started doing things ironically and then I couldn't stop so now I do them for no reason like dabbing

Jesus: me but with drawing dicks on stuff

Jesus: can't stop won't stop

Daddy: as a Lesbian™ have you ever even seen a penis

Jesus: uh yeah

Jesus: Gerard never wears any fucking pants

MOON DAMMIT!: but does that really count though

Fuvk: yeah bc my pp bigger than urs

MOON DAMMIT!: bet

Fuvk: mine is 4

MOON DAMMIT!: inches??

Fuvk: no

Fuvk: 4 feet deep in your mOM

Daddy: wow Ryan I think Gerard owns u now.

MOON DAMMIT!: I don't think Brendon will like that.

MOON DAMMIT!: let's do it.

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