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"ALEX BITES MY FACE OFF" IS MY FAVOURITE CHAPTER

Bruh I wrote this in like July omfg

/Magnus spoilers.
You've been warned.\

*Jesus Christ I'm pretty sure this book is just me freaking about Magnus Chase and Solangelo at this point.*

Blaine:
GERARD

Blaine:
GERARD ARTHUR WAY IM CRYING SO HARD

Keith:
WHY WHATS WRONG ARE FRANKIE AND MIKEY OKAY

Kurt:
dude we are upstairs

Keith:
YEAH BUT IF PETE CALLS M E OUT SAYING HES CRYING THAT MEANS EITHER SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU TWO OR THIS IS BOOK RELATED

Lance:
since Mikey and I are good I'm assuming it's book related

Blaine:
GERARD GERARD GERARD

Keith:
OH SHIT WHAT DUDE

Blaine:
ALEX FIERRO

Blaine:
SHE

Blaine:
SHE DID THE TGIBG

Keith:
what book are you on

Blaine:
I JUST FINISHED THE THIRD ONE

Blaine:
SHE DID THE THING AND THEN MAGNUS //SAID// THE THING AND THEN GUYALEX DID THE THING AG A I N

Keith:
oH

Keith:
YEAH

Blaine:
IM CRYING IMCRYIMG

Blaine:
HONESTLY

Blaine:
WAS THAT THE END OFFICIALLY BC IT SOUNDED REALLY OFFICIAL AND I DONT WANT IT TO END I HAVE TO KNOW MORE I NEED MORE LIKE PJO AND HOO BOTH GOT FIVE BOOKS MAGNUS CHASE NEEDS FIVE BOOKS AND THEN A SEQUEL SERIES PREFERABLY SWITCHING POINT OF VIEWS BETWEEN THE GANG

Keith:
I DONT KNOW DUDE BUT I RELATE SO HARD

Blaine: DUDE MY MOM JUST CAME IN AND SAID SHE WAS GOING TO TOWN TO GET SUPPER AND I AM JUST LAYING IN MY BED STARING AT THE CEILING YKNOW AND SHE WAS LIKE "pete wats wrong u good bruh" AND I WAS LIKE "Alex and Magnus kissed twice mom" AND SHE JUST KINDA LEFT

Keith: ME THOUGH

Lance:
what are they on about this time?

Kurt:
Magnus Chase. I haven't read them but apparently they're good as hell according to these two idiots

Blaine:
IM SORRY BUT MAGNUS AND LEO WOULD BE BFFS

Blaine:
AND THEN ALEX WOULD GET REALLY ANNOYED AT THEM AMD HE/SHE WOULD START CUSSING LEO OUT IN SPANISH AND  LEO WOULD START YELLING BACK BECAUSE HE FINALLY HAS SOMEONE TO YELL AT IN SPANISH AND ALEX PULLS OFF HIS/HER FUCKING SANDAL AND STARTS HITTING THE FUCK OUT OF LEO WITH IT I JUST NEED MORE OKAY

Keith:
I feel that on a spiritual level honestly

Kurt:
is Alex Hispanic

Blaine:
YES AND I LOVE ALEX SO MUCH

Lance:
honestly an 11/10 relatable character tbh

Keith:
idk I'm more Magnus than Alex I think

Keith:
NO WAIT IM DEFINITELY 1000% OTIS
(Same)

Keith:
honestly Hearthstone is my favourite character

Blaine:
I REALLY LIKE ALEX THOUGH

Blaine:
also tbh TJ is a great character too. And Mallory. And Halfborn. I don't know if I have a favourite.