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Jesus? More like Sweet Peasus

Mum:
Guys I'm not gay

Mommy:
oh dear what happened

Mum:
remember when I accidentally watched straight porn

Mum:
well I wanted to know if I was turning not gay so I watched lesbian (that shit is scary okay) and it happened again I think I might not be gay Gerard what is happening to me

Moon:
I'm trying to figure out if you're seriously freaking out or not

Mother:
he is

Mother:
he made me come over

Mum:
I've always been gay how am I not gay I'm freaking out what the fuck

Mommy:
frankie, Honey, sweetheart, do you want to have sex with girls

Mum:
I DON'T KNOW

Mum:
MAYBE

Mum:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Mother:
can you tell him he's overreacting a little

Mommy:
hon it's gonna be okay.

Mommy:
Ill buy you a girlfriend

Mum:
wtf no ur my boyfriend

Mum:
I like you

Mum:
I don't want a girlfriend

Mum:
but maybe I like girls

Mum:
I don't know

Moon:
I can hook you up with Brendon's sisters

Sun:
the fuck you can they're all in college

Sun:
OO I KNOW JUST GET A GIRL AND HAVE A THREESOME ITLL BE FUN

Moon:
AGAIN WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN THREESOMES BRENDON

Moon:
HELL WHY DO YOU WANT A THREESOME SO BAD

Sun:
idk I've never had one

Sun:
it could be fun

Moon:
I'll tell you what.

Moon:
if frank turns out to be not 100% gay

Moon:
I'll let you have a threesome with whoever you want

Sun:
holy shit Frank don't be gay

Mum:
I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE

Sun:
Ryan hmu with that threesome

Moon:
he never admitted it you shut ur trap

Sun:
ur a trap and don't even lie

Moon:
bitch

Moon:
traps r gey I'm nt gey

Sun:
;)

Sun:
I'm gay

Mum:
I don't even know anymore

Mommy:
do you want me to buy you a girlfriend

Mum:
noooo

Mum:
I like youuuuuu

Mum:
I don't want any other boyfriend or girlfriend

Mum:
bc ur speshul

Mother:
if it helps

Mother:
maybe ur bisexual

Mum:
hold on

Mum:
I googled my symptoms and apparently I'm going to die tonight

12:
frank ur bi

Mother:
welcome to the club