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*Bill and Ted voice* SIXTY-NINE DUDE

*Enjoy a nice crack fic chapter in celebration for number 69.
Also I am still in love with Shiro*

Shunshine:
Finna yeet

Keef:
bruh wym

Sunny:
iMMA Y E E T

"I'm so emo":
but brenden

Apollo:
no jerard ur gey

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Leggy:
so basicly I am disgusted

Compressed Gay:
k same I wan a bagel

Flirt boye:
petr now isn't the time five bagles

Bow tie:
buth bruhhh

"Oh look, is that a pretty girl?!":
ik bruh *cry* ik

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Moonmoon:
*trips over*

Fabulous gay:
dammit ryanryan

Uhhh *moon synonym*:
I love brandan

Beyoncé:
i lov petr

*digs out thesaurus from third grade*
There Are No Synonyms For Moon:
My dude I just found my fucking cookies imma cry omg

Defyyyyyyying graaaaavityyyyyy:
i WANT A COOKIE DUDE

Artemis ig:
*yeets cookie*

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Mullet:
so I'm gay for you yes homo

*insert bad pickup line*:
girl you've already activated my par-

Kogane:
mood

McClain:
yeah ik I'm sad bc I just want to be able to eat ice cream without getting hella sick

Red boye:
I dnt relate but *pat pat*

Blue boye:
thenk gerud

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Shunshyne:
ryoss I actually lov u sm I'm gonna kiss ur neck like I said in that interview

Muun:
omh brednid that makes me so nNGERY REEEEEEEEE

Yallow:
RUAB NUU

Gery:
*SMASH*

☀️:
lEMME sM ASh

🌓:
no rom gu fin beccy

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👔:
best frens x frens til de edn batter of as luvrs and not d othe [mikey] Way arund

🐸:
ah-mm-guh peet ur so grat at poems

tEENAGE DREAM:
tahnk maky

SINGLE LADIES:
walc pate

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🔴:
hey maiku fak u

*obvious gay*:
uh how about ur gau graed k hec u man

bONＤįNg momĘNＴ:
thAt wusw rood

Omg Blaine ur bowties mmm yes daddy:
i am rood g u no dthis

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HErE cOmeS tHe suN:
marry me

NOPE DONT REMEMBER:
I cand

DO DA DOO DOO:
pls frnky

DIDNT HAPPEN:
but gerat

u R MAI SHUNSHINE:
duck garerd k

Wanna see how fast I can climb this tree??!:
I du wanna fak grard tho

MOI ANLY SUMCHINW:
understandale has a nise day

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My thumbs hurt imma yeet