Ruby Rose hh and also klance but hhh

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Sun:
okay so I'm like 100% gay

Sun:
but

Sun:
I might just let Ruby Rose do things to me jfc

Keith:
bro

Keith:
don't even get me started on her ohhhh boyyyyy

Lance:
oh boy

Kurt:
honestly who wouldn't

Jesus:
I HEARD RUBY ROSE I AM HERE AND QUEER DID I MENTION I LOVE RUBY ROSE MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

Sun:
and she's such a great actress

Sun:
OH MY GOD SHES AUSTRALIAN HHHHHHHHH

Sun:
I think I'm deadass straight for her like a lil straight crush

Moon:
if you're straight then I get a threesome

Sun:
I mean I'm not straight but dude this is ruby mf rose okay

Moon:
okay true that's fair

Sun:
shes gay ;)

Sun:
OKAY SO IT SAYS SHES GENDERFLUID BUT THEY KEEP USING SHE HER PRONOUNS IM CONFUSED

Sun:
DOES SHE JUST PREFER THOSE OR DOES WIKIPEDIA NOT KNOW THEIR SHIT

Lance:
THE FUCK WIKIPEDIA??

Sun:
#RUBYROSEISVALID

Sun:
okay I read some more and it says that she prefers femmine ones okay lit I was about to fucking s u e

Sun:
oh my fucking godddddd

Sun:
hhhhhhhhhh

Lance:
I am

Lance:
I am so sexually confused right now

Sun:
same

Sun:
when ur feeling str8 but like not bc ur actually gay

Lance:
Gerard why am I straight rn

Keith:
idk but you all do realise it's almost 2am

Lance:
shhh go to sleep

Keith:
uhh I can't

Keith:
you're not here

Lance:
I'm sleeping at Pete's :(

Lance:
I missed him :(

Keith:
ik baby

Keith:
how long are you staying

Lance:
umm I think just a couple days

Keith:
okayy

Keith:
I'm getting a cat

Lance:
uh no ur not.

Keith:
frank you're like 94% of my impulse control and you aren't here to stop me

Lance:
yeah okay except you are literally really allergic to cats

Lance:
and I'm a dog person so we can't get a cat sorry but rules are rules

Keith:
damn I can't argue that

Lance:
ik

Sun:
guys I want a cat

Sun:
but I also don't because like I'd be the worst cat dad

Lance:
same I like dogs

Keith:
I just really want a dragon

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