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Directioners amirite heh...

(The parts that are in the little ** thingies is an actual conversation I had with my friend HonestLil_Angel also the conversation Pete has with his mom is the same one I had with mine litty)

Blaine:
okay so my mom called me because she's on a business trip for a week or something and was just checking in and stuff

Blaine:
well I was going to tell her that I've actually been drinking water instead of like energy drinks and juice okay

Lance:
Oof?

Blaine:
then she cut me off asking how my brother was doing so like our conversation went something like this...

Blaine:
"yeah I've actually been drinking a lot-"
"How's your brother doing- yOU HAVE??"
"Yeah I've been drinking a lot of water."
"Oh that's actually good. I'm proud of you Pete."

Lance:
that's such a mood

Blaine:
so yeah that's the story of how my mom thought I was an alcoholic for like five seconds.

Lance:
are you though?

Blaine:
okay drinking with joe sometimes on the weekends doesn't make me an alcoholic

Lance:
okay true.

Keith:
omfg Pete

Keith:
my mom wouldn't even let me finish that sentence she would smack me

Kurt:
^^

Moon:
hey Brendon

*Moon added a photo!

Sun:
IS THAT CHEESE

Sun:
RYAN NO

Sun:
WHAT IF YOU DIE

Moon:
cromch

Sun:
RYAN

Sun:
YOURE GONNA GET ILL

Sun:
DONT MAKE ME COME STOP YOU

Moon:
mmm tastes like abdominal pain and sadness mmmmmm

Sun:
Stop eating dairy its bad for you*

Lance:
you know what you sound like Gerard

Keith:
uH YEAH BECAUSE YOURE LACTOSE INTOLERANT TOO YOU LITTLE SHIT

Moon:
lol

Moon:
Jfc I'm gonna fucking d I e

Lance:
I feel you

Moon:
it's totally worth it though

Lance:
honestly.

Keith:
Jesus Christ do you guys have a death wish or something

Lance:
we have established this

Lance:
it's a fASHION STATEMENT

Moon:
how is completely obliterating our insides a fashion statement tho

Lance:
that was actually an inside joke

Moon:
WAS THAT A PUN

Lance:
UNINTENTIONALLY YES OH MY GOD

Moon:
FRANKIE I LOVE YOU OMG

Lance:
:D

Keith:
:0

Keith:
why is everyone trying to steal my boyfriend

Sun:
eVERYBODY WANNA STEAL MY GIRLLL EVERYBODY WANNA TAKE HER HEART AWAY COUOLE BILLION IN THE WHOLE WIIIIDE WOORLD FIND ANOTHER CUZ SHE BELONGS TO MEH

Keith:
okay first off ^^!!!!

Keith:
second, why do you know the words to a one direction song

Sun:
how do YOU know it's a one direction song o.O

Keith:
because it was all over the radio like a year or two ago??

Sun:
I-

Sun:
I got nothing

Sun:
I guess I should come clean with you guys.

Moon:
are you sure you want them to know baby?

Sun:
no but I feel it's time

Sun:
Gerard, Frankie, Pete, maybe Lindsey because I'm pretty sure she's a lurker, also anyone else who decides to pay attention

Jesus:
I've been attacked

Sun:
I'm a Directioner. I have been since they were on X Factor.

Jesus:
tbh same

Keith:
HOW COULD YOU BRENDON

Keith:
ITS PUNK ROCK AND GRUNGE NOT PUNK ROCK AND ONE DIRECTION

Sun:
HEY AT LEAST I DONT LIKE 5SOS OKAY

Keith:
I-

Keith:
okay that's true.

Sun:
I don't think even Pete would listen to them

Blaine:
not even ironically they are heckin no bueno

Sun:
see

Blaine:
also I don't really care for one direction, but my sister did and Zayn is hot as fuck okay gd

Keith:
that's understandable.

Lance:
I didn't have a 1D phase but I did really like Harry's butterfly tattoo tbh

Sun:
hhhhhh same

Sun:
I want to lick him

Moon:
smh why are you trying to fuck everything Brendon

Sun:
I mean technically I've only tried to fuck you and *cough that guy cough* but I wouldn't mind harry styles doing incredibly nasty things to me

Moon:
I mean I guess

Moon:
I liked zayn more

Blaine:
ayeee My mannnn

Keith:
I want a pretzel

Moon:
I want a nap

Moon:
I can literally feel my stomach make weird noises

Sun:
it's because you're a dumbass and keep eating cheese when you're fUCKING LACTOSE INTOLERANT RYAN

Moon:
you're not wrong.

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Heh I might just die and that's okay because cheese is worth it.