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Carpal tunnel of fuck me i want to die

^@ The picture, im triggered I am quite obviously a cASUAL PORN WATCHER THANKS
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*roughly two months since the last chapter... finally*

Keith:
yooooo guess who's probably got carpal tunnel

Keith:
this bitch

Keith:
also I have a dentist appointment on Wednesday and all they're gonna tell me is that all four of my wisdom teeth are coming in so that's another surgery that's gonna probably happen.

Keith:
aND BECAUSE MY LIFE ISNT SHITTY ENOUGH AS IS

Keith:
my right eye keeps twitching for no fucking reason i want to cry

Lance:
baby I wish you were here so I could give you hugs

Keith:
I MISS YOU SO MUCH FUCK COLLEGE I WANNA GO BACK TO BELLEVILLE

Lance:
no u turd ur getting your art boye degree and you're gonna do art stuff and I'm gonna be so heckin proud of you

Keith:
babe stop I'm going to cry

Lance:
ily

Will:
stop being so cute Jesus Christ

Nico:
yeah that's racist

Sun:
how tho

Nico:
wOW BRENDON IS IT BECAUSE IM BLACK

Sun:
yeah ig

Nico:
wow that's racist and I'm suing u.

Moon:
me too

Moon:
Brendon prepare to be sued as heck

Keith:
typing hurrrrrts with my right hand guys

Keith:
iM RIGHT HANDED AND I AM IN A R T COLLEGE GUYS

Keith:
HOW TGE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY ASSIGNMENTS WITH MY LEFT HAND IF IM RIGHT HANDED

Nico:
Magnus wouldn't have this problem

Keith:
shut up I'm depressed

Lance:
me

Moon:
actually same.

Moon:
also Frankie do you have the Spanish notes

Lance:
yeah bro I gotchu

Moon:
thanks bro

Sun:
do u lov me ruan

Moon:
no comment

Sun:
that always means yes

Nico:
I mean

Nico:
I'm trying to think of a senario to prove you wrong but I'm too stupid.

Will:
baby ur a smart noodle.

Keith:
OH YEAH IM IN COLLEGE AND IVE EATEN NOTHING BUT RAMEN AND CHICKEN NUGGETS AND MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS IVE CONSIDERED USING MONSTER INSTEAD OF WATER IN MY RAMEN BC THATS BREAKFAST YEET

Sun:
I aspire to be you

Keith:
I'm such an inspiration for children everywhere

Sun:
yes

Moon:
I want chicken nuggets

Lance:
NO CHICKEN NUGGETS THATS NOT GOOD

Keith:
okay but babe hear me out okay

Keith:
I respect that you're a vegetarian and you have different values than me

Keith:
but I love chicken nuggets more than life itself okay

Keith:
I'm just gonna brush my teeth really hard before I kiss you next time

Moon:
goals

Sun:
why don't we do shit like that

Moon:
neither of us are vegetarians and I hate you

Sun:
ahh same

Nico:
Oh you hate Ryan too?

Sun:
no I love Ryan I hate me

Nico:
oh

Nico:
mood.

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I know this is short, but since I'm in school again and I have WiFi everyday I'm gonna try and update more regularly. I haven't had minutes since like,,,, July or something.

On the plus side my birthday is in 15 days (14 when I upload this in the morning) so there's that. I want caaaaake

Also I've come out as Ryan to more people. We have a new art teacher (rip Mother Marge) and she calls me Ryan. I don't really like her much, but there's that so yeah.

ALSO I AM IN SPANISH CLASS I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT OKAY AND SO FAR ITS JUST THE BASICS AND STUFF SO I ALREADY KNOW MOSF OF IF BUT IVE BEEN READING MY SPANISH-ENGLISH DICTIONARY (I got it when I was four) LATELY AND IVE BEEN SCREAMING "LAS ABEJAAAAAS" AND "YO QUIERO MANTEQUILLA" AT EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE I HAVE NO REGRETS YEET